I Can Handle It!

When your youngest male co-worker severely overestimates your 4 inch high heels as being "Like, 7 inches high!" Do not correct him by loudly exclaiming, "7 inches!?! Oh my god, I couldn't handle 7 inches!" Especially not in front of a line of customers waiting to order food. Especially not if you are the Manager. #LFMF

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