Feeling lonely? Memes are here to keep you company. When you're down in the dumps, choose memes. Memes would never hurt your feelings or call you names. Memes wouldn't cheat, or lie, or betray your trust. Memes would never smile in your face and pretend they're your best friend just to turn around and stab you in the back when you're at your most vulnerable. Memes would never gaslight you into thinking you're the one who ruined the relationship for the unforgivable crime of simply caring too much. Memes would never promise you a promotion after years of hard work and then fire you right before you make it to tenured status. Memes would never call you a disappointment when all you ever wanted was their respect and approval. All memes want from you is to make you laugh a little. Memes just want to make you happy. Choose memes.