55 Wittiest Parenting Memes Capturing the ‘Joys’ of Raising Tiny Humans (September 8, 2023)

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elina lee
Sep 8, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Let's be honest, as parents, one of our favorite pastime activities is to talk about our kids, be it to strangers, relatives, friends, co-workers - you name it. From the moment they are born, our children become the stars of our lives, and we will show and tell their latest achievements to anyone who will listen. As parents, there just comes a point when we all realize that it's our kid's world and we're just living in it. 

But hey, can you blame us for being totally obsessed with our off-spring? Sure, we may be running on a total of 2 hours of sleep and our houses haven't looked presentable in weeks, but if you us, it is all worthwhile when we get to watch them take those first steps, say those first words, and just be their cute and baby like selves. 

With that being said, we hope you enjoy this week's gigantic batch of parenting memes filled to the brim with wit and humor! 

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  • 01
    Cartoon - When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife Urgent news from the general! THE DAD
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    Drinkware - Four-Year-Old Excited To Learn Her Pet Fish Is Magic And Changes Colors After Every Family Vacation
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    Smile - Kids getting ready for the 5 Mommy Owl min ride
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    Water - I'm gonna have a positive attitude today *me 5 minutes into the day * PHILADELPHIA DELAV H I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
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    Finger - My child's hands look like this ✓ chey cherry Mary TM/O /TM/OMars, In Starburs wheth Starburs DTM/mars, in StatQUES) TM/@Mars, Inc S Stari merr ew SUDO Mars, lem TM/OMars, In (Sinop Mars, Inc che cherry W/TM/MAT Starburs Starburs ingre ange oran /TM/OM so mine can look like that
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    Facial expression - Dad: *buys her daughter a cat so she doesn't look in to the phone so much. The daughter and the cat: 51
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    Font - 2:39 Instagram view I comment jenespen Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino Q V 6 likes jenespen Yepye "We're all just doing the best we can," is my response to literally anything right now...whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas Add a comment... decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs. ||| + Q 4G O all 72% : Г B
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    Organism - Instagram Add a comment... 1 day ago modern mom probs momsbehavingbadly + I don't think anyone really understands how tiring it is to act okay and always be strong when in reality you're close to the edge. : Q V Liked by modernmomprobs and 26,801 others momsbehavingbadly Hugs to those feeling this Q K
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    Font - human aaron @humanaaron Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
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    Glasses - When you give your toddler the wrong color plate MI 3
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    Plant - AsKateWould Havelt @KateWould Havelt ... If your version of cleaning isn't throwing two baby wipes on the floor and shuffling your feet over them for a minute, please don't come over
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    Forehead - 21stcenturysahm : When my kids come downstairs for the 3rd time because they're scared. @TheMotherOctopus I AM THE DANGER.
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    Forehead - 21stcenturysahm THE DAD when I hand the kids iPads at 9am on what I said was going to be a "screen-free day" : Every man has his breaking point.
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    Font - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits I would rather post a question about IG: @WHINEANDCHEEZITS vaccinations in a local moms' group on Facebook than empty my dishwasher. • A WHINEANDCHEEZITS.COM
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    Cheek - Where do babies come from? >> From people who lack foresight
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    Plant - Mommy Uncensored @amomuncensored Happy 1 Year Anniversary to my special quarantine to do list that has not one single thing completed on it. @mommy_uncensored
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    Blue - The Mom at LawⓇ @TheMomAtLaw Before becoming a parent, I really took for granted those rare moments of relaxation and solitude. You know, like sitting alone in rush hour traffic, or getting a root canal, or rolling the garbage cans to the curb without an audience. Such luxury. M THE MOM AT LAWⓇ
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    Nose - The look on my baby's face when I shine a light to see if he's asleep after 1.5 hours of rocking and noise machines at 5:30am
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    Head - THIS COULD BE ME BUT I HAVE TO PUMP
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    Colorfulness - Me: I have 3 small kids, so preparing a healthy breakfast can be a challenge some mornings. Friend: You should meal prep at night to make things easier. Me: I guess I should have mentioned that the kids live here at night, too. @themomatlaw
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    Forehead - Trying to comfort my sick child knowing full well I'm going to be the next one who's deathly ill @TheMommyConfessions
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    Smile - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Just found my toddler naked under the @maryfairyboberry dining room table eating a box of Chips Ahoy and I didn't disturb him because it's a pandemic after all.
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    Jaw - Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left: "Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?" Blessings upon him.
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    Facial expression - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry ... Parenting is a lot like drowning except @maryfairyboberry when you finally surface for air, you immediately catch on fire
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    Font - Mom Meh @mommeh_dearest I hate when people ask me if my baby is a "good baby" like no he bets on illegal dog races and stabbed a kid at the playground 8:48 PM 2021-06-14 Twitter for iPhone . ● 873 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 7,440 Likes
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    Font - T @Thatssotasha Being a mother to a toddler is hard work because you spend 90% of the time stopping them from accidentally killing themselves and the other 10% calming them down because they don't understand why you've stopped them from accidentally killing themselves
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    Forehead - made with mematic Buying food the kid loved last week Kid don't like it anymore Preparing it the exact same way Kid don't like it anymore inbadinfluencemor
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    Font - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something. ...
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    Font - "The Walking Dad," but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's "not made of money"
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    Smile - DAY 7 OF HOMESCHOOL BIOLOGY TESTING WHETHER OR NOT CHLOROFORM HAS A SMELL
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    Tire - Nick Vitanza @VitanzaNick My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it'll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that's how we got here. So what I'm saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I'm also saying, my wife is away.
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    Font - WHERE DO YOU TAKE SOMEBODY WHO HAS BEEN INJURED IN A PEAK-A-BOO ACCIDENT? TO THE I.C.U.
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    Hat - Nobody: C section babies: SECRET TUNNELL
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    Clothing - when I'm jamming out in front of my kids what my kids see @kiss_my_memes said a hip hop...Hippie to the hippie the hip, hip a hop
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    Toy - Tucking my toddler into bed at night Sama sepe @spicydisastermama
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    Forehead - Kids After Bedtime I need to pee I'm thirsty mama I'm so scared
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    Human - Me: it's time for bed My kid: THE DAD YEAH? WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST LIKE, UH, YOUR OPINION, MAN.
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    World - JSTEW @JStewEMG Stop leaving y'all kids round them extra old folks... I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said.... If the lord see fit, 6 in May.
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    Cartoon - When you're trying to talk dirty to your hunny without the kids catching on @mommymemejeans ofgifs There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!
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    Font - kelly oxford @kellyoxford My 12yo tried to convince me to get a lizard today. "I have a hamster; if I get a lizard it will be like having a mini dinosaur and a mini bear." She almost had me. 10:35 PM - May 14, 2021 3.1K 35 Share this Tweet i
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    Font - My almost 3 yr old daughter found our Ouija board and has been using it to practice her ABCs and Numbers. NO VES QUIJA CDESTUVWX OPQRS XY 1234567890 GOOD BY
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    Organism - S @45dee_ I'm makin sure my daughter travels a lot so when she's older she won't be impressed by a weekend in Miami with your dusty son
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    Font - 1 r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/Monghostwriter 5mo I told her there was no monster in her closet as I picked her up told her she could sleep with us tonight. I figured that was the safest way off getting her out of the house without him realizing I saw him. 9.0k Share 97
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    Property - Some days you're totally killin' it at being a mom, other days you get a text from your neighbor letting you know, "Your kid is naked in the window." @Mamas GotProblems
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    Font - TheOdd1sOut ✔ @theodd1sout got my "dad" a DNA test for Fathers day and now I don't have to get him presents anymore 12:07 PM 6/20/21 Twitter for Android 770 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 30.7K Likes
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    Font - THE DAD n The Dad @thedad When you have more than one kid, it's important to take them. out separately for ice cream sometimes. They get important one-on-one time, you get more ice cream.
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    Font - WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT BEING MATURE FOR THEIR AGE? LIKE... MAYBE I LIKE DRINKING OUT OF JUICE BOXES AND MAKING MONSTER NOISES WHEN I EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS. @REBEL CIRCUS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!
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    Hair - When you and your baby are tired of each others nonsense
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    Forehead - "Are you feeling ok?" "Yeah I'm good"
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    Hair - DON'T KNOW WHERE I'LL GO FOR LUNCH LEFT OR RIGHT?
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    Forehead - YOU CLAIMED BREASTFEEDING WOULD SAVE MONEY maury YOUR ONLINE SHOPPING WHILE NURSING DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIEorne
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    Product - Baby hands: What they look like What they actually are
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    Primate - X Breastfeeding moms of ☐ newborns at home like: Do Whelper.c
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    Product - Baby: I love my booby. It gives me milk and comfort and warmth. I would never do anything to harm it. Baby to Baby: Bite it.
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    Poster - When you try changing your baby's diaper @hellbour & BUTUIC
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