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Over over.
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Tolkien was savage like that sometimes.
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Magical items just hit different though.
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Blessed with long life.
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Calm down, real ones know the eagles couldn't have flown the ring to Mordor.
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HWRAAAAHHHHH!!
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The Fellowship in a nutshell.
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Very sus.
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I mean, that's basically what happens.
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Ouch.
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Many such cases.
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"Amazon is the Sauron to Disney's Morgoth"
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Maybe Tolkien was trolling.
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The ending if Marvel Studios had produced the LOTR trilogy.
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What's 'rritos' precious?
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Not many know this, but Sauron's benefits package includes some generous paid holiday.
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Everyone's thinking it.
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Biggus…Dickus…
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He left none alive with that one.
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Did you know that "and you have my bow" is the only line Legolas ever speaks to Frodo in the entire movie trilogy?
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The end.