29 Classic Tweets From Twitter Users Who Experienced a Time Before X (September 9, 2023)

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    Rectangle - Jess Dweck @TheDweck www My gynecologist's office sent an email saying they're now doing video visits so I guess this is how I become a cam girl 11:23 AM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Audrey Burges @Audrey_Burges *** My startup idea is a company called "I Need a Grown- Up," and when you open the app, a briskly reassuring woman shows up, seamlessly takes over, and makes you take a nap. 8:15 PM Aug 31, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - mah ree nah @marinarachael : I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: 4:55 PM Oct 9, 2016 Twitter for iPhone
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    Human body - Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy Um if corporations aren't people then how do you explain Pete Buttigieg 3:35 AM. Feb 11, 2020 Twitter for Android
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    Human body - Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky ⠀ "You are beautiful, no matter what they say" thanks... wait, what are they saying? 12:39 PM Jul 31, 2022 Twitter Web App
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    Rectangle - ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you're sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat 6:31 PM Jun 9, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Kate Hall @KateWhineHall : Calculating how many pockets full of playground wood chips I'll need to carry home in order to mulch all my flower beds. 8:31 PM - May 28, 2015 - Hootsuite
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    Human body - Andrea More @amore_orless ⠀ as a socialist it's so annoying to me when someone has a lot of boob and i have none 3:52 PM Jul 23, 2020 Twitter Web App
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    Rectangle - VAEL @elle91 : The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way 11:19 AM Jan 20, 2022 Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - crick @cricketcg : sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship 8:55 PM Sep 22, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
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    Facial expression - corie @corietjohnson in a way jesus gone girl'd us 12:46 PM Apr 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone . .
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    Rectangle - Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick I have just checked what's "trending". I will try again tomorrow. Have a productive evening. Bye! 5:50 PM Jan 3, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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    Human body - abby govindan @abbygov it's hard to relate to euphoria because at my high school we had crazy sock day 7:01 PM Jan 26, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
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    Human body - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr You want me to get a husband???The thing that killed everyone on Dateline??? 10:44 PM - May 20, 2022. Twitter for iPhone :
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    Rectangle - Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus regular weekend: damn hope I have time to do laundry three day weekend: maybe I'll write a book 8:09 PM - Jan 17, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - rachelle mandik @rachelle_mandik finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing. 9:14 AM - Jan 21, 2016 TweetDeck
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    Rectangle - Jas @ahptik "Hello, IRS? yes I would like to report a sex worker for not paying taxes. Legal name? Yes her legal name is SLUTTY BECKY98. Did you get the underscore? There's an underscore." 1:23 AM Nov 25, 2018 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Human body - Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney : Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells "HELP, I WOKE UP" and I think we can all relate 3:09 PM Dec 19, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Jamie Kenney @LaComtesseJamie : I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous b stards!"
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    Font - Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet. Follow i think one of the biggest problems plaguing joke literacy right now is that people would rather believe a woman is stupid than kidding 9:41 AM Aug 16, 2023 4.9K X Reply ↑ Share Read 20 replies Ⓡ
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    Font - X I was walking my husky when a great dane saw her and gave an almighty "WOOF!" Verity Holloway @Verity_Holloway. Follow The owner, basically at eye-level with the dog: "Julio! I don't want to hear it." 5:22 AM Aug 20, 2023 45.2K Reply 1 Share Read 103 replies 8
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    Rectangle - X "wow youre like, really into ani difranco" oh i guess people arent allowed to be bisexual anymore 2:52 PM Aug 27, 2023 ashley ray Barbie @theashleyray. Follow 396 Reply 1 Share Read 2 replies 8
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    Font - Amber Sparks @ambernoelle. Follow Have never identified more with anyone than I just did with the woman who walked into the grocery store in front of me, shook her head, said "I can't be making these kinds of decisions today" and walked right back out 4:22 PM Aug 31, 2023 48.1K Reply ↑ Share X Read 107 replies ℗
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    Font - Des @dandysmOtt. Follow I hate when a man is a loser and you can tell nobody has ever told him he's a loser 1:02 PM Aug 11, 2023 180.8K Reply 1 Share Read 244 replies X 8
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    Font - chase @_chase_ 4:46 PM Aug 13, 2023 in a weird place mentally. i hope sitting inside for the next 48 hours fixes it . Follow 33.2K Reply ↑ Share X Read 18 replies O
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    Font - Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi. Follow RIP Jane Austen. You would have loved the ability to Zillow someone's house. 7:14 PM Aug 14, 2023 19.6K Reply ↑ Share Read 23 replies X
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    Font - hazel @hazelrosedee Follow when i was in school i was doing my french speaking exam and i started crying cause i literally couldn't do it and my french teacher said 'it's okay you're not the worst, the girl before you answered the questions in english with a french accent' and i could not breathe omg 9:40 AM Aug 16, 2023 147.1K Reply ↑ Share X Read 177 replies
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    Font - taylor garron @taylorgarron. Follow in my manic pixie dream girl era (carrying a bunch of carrots down the street by the leaves because i forgot my grocery bag in the car) 4:05 PM Aug 12, 2023 276 X Reply 1 Share Read 5 replies 8
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    Font - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt. Follow obsessed with my dog. I spilled soup on the ottoman like a year ago and she got to lick some of it up, now sometimes i'll walk into the living room and she is licking the ottoman just in case there's soup on it again, magically 9:55 AM Aug 17, 2023 64.6K Reply ↑ Share X Read 73 replies i

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