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21 Tweets About Getting Old That'll Make You Feel Old As Dirt Itself

The knee one is so spot on it's actually painful!

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    Text - Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously Follow Every time a teen calls me "mom" on a social media platform I get another problem to talk about in therapy
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    Text - Mmmkay? @missekay Follow Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
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    Text - FunnyOneLiners @Funnyoneliners Follow I'm so old, I can remember getting through an entire day without taking a picture of anything
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    Snow - Tony Shepherd @tonysheps Follow You know you're getting old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is! 6:35 PM - 10 Dec 2015 t 549 688
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    Text - Hot Breakfast Follow @amydillon I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.
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    Text - Sally Tamarkin @sallyt Following I overheard someone I am pretty sure was recently a teenager complain about getting old so now I guess these are basically my twilight years
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    Text - Patrick Walsh @thepatrickwalsh Follow I don't want to say I'm getting old, but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out.
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    Text - Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez Follow The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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    Text - Alec Sulkin Follow @thesulk I'm 42 going on dead.
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    Text - jingle chelz @cee_ryan Follow "You know you're getting old when your finger cramps up while scrolling down to find the year you were born on a website."
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    Text - goodeatsgreattweets @soccrchik17 Follow on aging: 21 yrs - woo! 22 yrs - woo! 23 yrs - woo! 24 yrs - woo! 25 yrs - woo! 26 yrs wait 27 yrs - oh god 28 yrs please make it stop -
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    Text - Jason English @EnglishJason Follow My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.
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    Text - michael crouchley @CrouchCrouch14 Follow My very last exams!!! Then the only thing left to worry about is college and then work and then aging and then my inevitable death-)
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    Text - Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti Follow A grey pube is God's way of saying "start wrapping things up."
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    Text - Adrienne Airhart @craydrienne Follow You know you're getting old when you pull out your high-powered back massager and actually use it on your back
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    Text - Untastic Mr. Fitz Follow UnFitz I'm not saying I'm old but I just had to increase my font size to "Billboard."
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    Text - Jake_Lachlan @jake_lach Follow You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged
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    Text - Christopher Sherk Follow ThelronSherk If you've ever wondered if you're getting old, ask yourself this question. Have you ever bought expensive cheese? Therein lies your answer
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    Text - Stephanie McMaster Follow @Smethanie I know I'm getting old because I just saw a group of hot chicks in bikinis and my first thought was "I hope they're wearing sunblock."
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    Text - Gladstone Follow @WGladstone I may be getting old, but I'm not "let me call you, I hate texting" old.
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    Text - psychedelic _viibbe Follow you know you're getting old when people your age are having babies on purpose
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