18 Desperate Measures People Took in Pursuit of a Hookup

Let's be real, we all go through dry spells. Whether it's after a breakup or a period of personal focus, there are times when our romantic lives take the back seat. During these dry spells, some people realize that they can go without intimacy for months, if not years, while others feel like they're in a romantic drought, desperate for some sort of physical touch. 

We recently stumbled upon one of the most hilarious Reddit threads we've seen to this day. Someone asked, 'What's the most desperate thing you've done to get a lay?', and when we say that the replies did not disappoint - we really mean it. Redditors rushed to overshare and tell their funniest and most embarrassing stories of them doing the most just to get lucky. 

As you read through these desperate hookup stories, we hope your hearts are filled with joy and laughter, enjoy! 

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