Wholesome Cat Parents Hilariously Describe Instances Of Their Trusty Whiskered Wonder Felines Sneakily Eating Forbidden Foods

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kalila courban
Sep 22, 2023 10:00 AM EDT

Hey cat lovers. Is it just us, or are cats some of the most mischievous little creatures to ever grace this green earth? It seems as though whenever we give them directions, suggestions, or rules, they do the exact opposite of what we suggested, or just simply ignore us and our humanness. Cat parents everywhere gather on various internet forums to trade the silliest anecdotes they have about their trusty whiskered wonder feline friends.

Today we're featuring a delightful threat in which wholesome cat parents hilariously describe instances of intense silliness as their felines sneakily consume forbidden foods. From raw ground beef to more classic offenders like pizza, these kitty cats are ruthless. And their parents are making sure that the whole internet knows of their sneaky silliness when it comes to forbidden foods. Just go ahead and ponder through these anecdotes at your convenience, you might find yourself staying awhile and that is just fine. 

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    Font - Posted by u/DinomiteTwins 15 hours ago What has your cat eaten that it shouldn't?
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    Font - Yeah... we will go first. Our cat Nico got into hot sauce a long while ago. (I guess it has sardines in it.) My dad still asks for these pictures from time to time. (He was ok)
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    Sleeve - portland_democrat - 12 hr. ago A funny story about my Maine Coon cat Max. We had finished eating most of a pizza and there were 2 or 3 slices left. I forgot to put the box with these slices in it into the refrigerator that night. In the morning we discovered that Max had pulled the box to the floor and eaten all of the leftover pizza except for the crust. No wonder he was so big! And the next day a horrible smelling human sized s appeared in the litter box This is Max when he was 8 mont
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    Cat - Migraine_Megan . 11 hr. ago American Shorthair Soon after I rescued my big orange, I was eating pizza on the sofa and he smacked a slice out of my hands when I went for a bite. And then tried to devour it on the sofa! He loves it. I have to guard my food like a wild animal when it's pizza night. (Hunched forward a bit with my free arm out to block him.)
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    Cat - bandearg48 hr. ago Naive creature that I am, I thought that holding the pizza box lid closed would stop her from getting into the delicious forbidden garlic triangles. How wrong I was.
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    Cat - infadelias 14 hr. ago edited 5 hr. ago Evo My boy Louie made me take him to the vet and have his stomach emergency pumped to figure out why he was vomiting "blood", only to find out he had made himself sick eating 32 cherry lollipops Also had Mr. Whiskers who would eat crisco out of the can if we left it open and unattended, got his head stuck one time while Mom was getting me from school. We found him slamming the tin on the staircase to try to get it off
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    Font - eirnora 12 hr. ago edited 12 hr. ago Wasabi >_< He was a kitten and got up close while I was eating sushi, he sniffed it and I thought ... okay he smelled it and probably knows not to eat th- and then he chomped down on the whole dollop of wasabi like a fool. He immediately regretted his decision and ran around the living room screaming. I gave him some milk and extra wet food to help neutralize it. Poor guy was drooling and not having a good time. So he is affectionately called the wasab
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    Cat - Zepriox 13 hr. ago This fat triangle ate a bunch of raw ground beef a couple of months ago and ended up sick. Blood in his poop. Vet gave some antibiotics and he was good
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    Font - smittykittytreefitty 14 hr. ago . My cat has stolen a crunchwrap supreme TWICE out of my partner's hand while he was distracted lol. Luckily he only got a few chomps before it was taken away.
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    Font - _dodosconundrum. 14 hr. ago I saved a daddy longlegs from a spider yesterday and turned round to see the cat munching on it
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    Carnivore - SrShmeem 14 hr. ago . God don't even get me started. I once caught her in my bed gnawing on a whole dominos breadstick she'd stolen from the kitchen. Here she is caught red handed with some dim sum: 1.5k Reply Share
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    Cat - BorealisLynx 14 hr. ago This foster kitten tried to eat black olives..
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    Font - BooBoo_Cat 13 hr. ago Oddly enough, my at will NOT eat human food. Tuna? Nope. Chicken? Nope. Cold cuts? Nope. But put down a glass of water and he will go right for it. My other cat once ate the plastic mesh bag from Babybel cheese. It came out intact in his poop.
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    Font - Boredatwork709 13 hr. ago She stole a patty off my big Mac, didn't even notice until I saw the bun to the side and the cat trying to drag the patty to her little house.
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    Human body - GrumpyCatStevens · 14 hr. ago My Apple kitty once stole a pork chop right out of the skillet. She only got a couple bites before my wife took it away.
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    Font - WhiskyAndSnark. 14 hr. ago Brimstone ate the butchers netting from someone's Sunday roast, likely thieved from an open rubbish bin. She puked some, passed some of the most extraordinarily noxious meat/burning rubber scented farts, followed by sharting out the rest. Wild times.
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    Mammal - No-Lie-1571 15 hr. ago Tortillas. For whatever reason both of my ng NUTS for tortillas. Only cats go flour though, they don't like corn tortillas.
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    Font - FoodstampWelfare · 15 hr. ago Siamese (Traditional Thai) Artificial broom straws and then puke them up. I have to keep the broom out of the house because of two of my idiots!! Same thing for thin cellophane type plastic!
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    Font - Ok-Suit6589 12 hr. ago My cat ate through my McDonald's burrito wrapper and ate the burrito. I also found him eating a McDonald's chicken nugget my toddler left on the floor. To be fair, my cat was born at McDonald's and rescued at 3 months along with 9 siblings. I understand why he likes McDonald's
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    Cat - LouieDaPalma 13 hr. ago My Jett was eating my roast beef Sammy yesterday, first time I ever seen her jump on the table and go for my food.. All she had to do was ask
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    Cat - SuzukiSatou 14 hr. ago Cooking oil, literally jump onto the kitchen counter and start secretly licking the damn cooking oil when nobody is around for a moment
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    Font - smotheredbythighs 12 hr. ago . Had a cat that ate an entire bag of Jalapeño beef jersey I would consider fairly spicy. Heard hissing and growling fron the litter box later tho... Lil dude was fine, lived to be 19.
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    Human body - SnooGadgets7751 - 15 hr. ago My cat loves bread. He always sits and asks for some whenever he smells us eating it lol
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    Font - lavenderhazydays 15 hr. ago . Muffin wrappers. He loves him a muffin wrapper. Not the muffins though.
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    Font - yomibuto 13 hr. ago . My cat goes absolutely nuts for beer and I had to stop using glass to drink beer because the moment I get up from the glass this little four-legged alcoholic just warps to it and goes damn feral to get that beer...
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