Animal Shelter Writes Hilarious Adoption Ad For A Very Naughty Cat

Mr. Biggles is a very naughty cat from Melbourne, Australia, who has risen in fame on the Internet for basically being terrible. A local adoption company wrote a personal and very honest ad for Mr. Biggles because they want him to find a permanent home. In this case, We're not sure someone will be brave enough to adopt "an utter utter utter bastard. He looks gorgeous with his slinky shiny black fur and big yellow eyes... but beware. If he doesn't like what you're doing he will give you a nip! Sometimes he likes to swipe at your feet too. It just depends on what he can reach at the time".

You can read the hilarious full ad Here.

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If he doesn't like what you're doing he will give you a nip!

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Mr Biggles does not like to be thwarted. He throws a catty tantrum if he can't go outside when he wants to be let out. Not being fed on time, or allowed to strut across the kitchen benches helping himself to whatever is there is also a tantrum inducing exercise. Mr Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards.
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A few accomplishments of Mr. Biggle

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You can read the hilarious full ad Here.
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Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator

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So Beware!

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