The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (September 29, 2023)

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Mel Dawn
Sep 29, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

Before you immediately cast fireball for no reason, or accuse your phone of being a mimic, or scream that you have 'darkvision' at the top of your lungs, just chill out for a moment and listen up. You probably don't need reminding, but it's FRIDAY. And that means we've got a whole inventory full of treasure and loot for ya in the form of dank Dungeons & Dragons memes. Memebase has wares, if you have coin. Just kidding—these memes are free, silly! Totally free, no strings attached, and absolutely no hidden fine print. All you have to do is roll for initiative and…I'm kidding again! It's just a joke! You can calm down now. I'm no sick and twisted dungeon master. I'm just a humble memelord serving memes to the masses. So step right up, get comfortable, and keep scrolling for the best Dungeons & Dragons memes of the week. 

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  • 01
    Gas - imgflip.com THE PARTY'S PLAN DM'S INTENDED ROUTE
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 02
    Font - O imgflip.com ME PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT D&D IN PUBLIC
    via TinaTheWonderBra
  • 03
    Tire - ZTRÓ My campaign My players taking an hour to decide how they want to open the door Me, the DM
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 04
    Font - DM: you see a door Rouge: checks for traps Warlock: casts detect magic Ranger: uses pole to test the door Wizard: uses fireball on the door DM: Ok that is unbelievably cautious...
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 05
    Head - My dice rolls when we're doing something that's actually important My dice rolls on stuff that has zero impact on the campaign
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 06
    Forehead - THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name.
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 07
    Font - Warforged monk Why does rage give you magic powers, it seems illogical Wild magic barbarian Listen I just hit things and have a good time questions are for wizards
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 08
    Liquid - Palace Guard: And this potion will instantly teach me how to read? Bard who crushed the deception check: Yep! JUICE THAT MAKES YOU EXPLODE @QhorinHalfman
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 09
    Rectangle - The Dungeon Masters Guide Just Make Shit UP
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 10
    Table - DM: This campaign will be a sandbox What I expected: What I got: Kersta
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 11
    Cartoon - DM: *rolls max damage on a crit* Me: *fails death saves* DM: "you need to roll a new character" Me, with 4,678 character ideas: 15042 Joke's on you, I'm into that shit
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 12
    Glasses - DM: Okay, it's your turn. What do you do? Warlocks: So anyway, I start Eldritch Blasting
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 13
    Cartoon - How do you defeat a Gelatinous Cube? Use teamwork! @QhorinHalfman
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 14
    Shoulder - Players Trying to tame wild foxes to keep as pets plot you made up on the fly because they're skipping everything else Side plot Main plot
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 15
    Product - wild magic sorcerers I fear no man. 07-08 You cast fireball wild magic as a 3rd-level spell wild magic sorcerers centered on sorcerers But that thing... yourself. it scares me.
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 16
    Font - Things I have learned about DnD Never split the party Never trust a fae Poke shit at your own risk If the DM asks if you touched something, you were wearing gloves Don't get cocky Do not get attached to NPCs The DM is god God can be bribed ROLLERS
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 17
    Clothing - Bard Why don't we try a little diplomacy before you rage? Barbarian Fine, but diplomacy only makes me angrier
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 18
    Head - Player DM "Hey heres my backstory" DM @optimustoaster
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 19
    Forehead - When you design several encounters around town with quirky NPCs and the players go right into the woods
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 20
    Face - Not letting your players attempt to seduce every possible NPC Making your players "roll for pregnancy" every time they hook up and not sharing the results with them. You want to sleep around? Your risk of momma drama and child support increases
    via TinaTheWonderBra
  • 21
    Glasses - DM: Roll a Dex save Me: Does an 8 pass? DM:
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 22
    Sleeve - 8ttorn 19 20 13 PLAYER cation Licanso Bottom 723 rick taR You want to play D&D, right? O DM And to play D&D, we have to find a time that works for you. 89 DM And the only way I can know what works for you is for you to tell me. DM Are you free next Sunday? PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER Yup. PLAYER That makes sense to me. Seen Yup. DM 0 DM ALLE
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 23
    Vehicle - imaflin.com 2022 THE DM DESCRIBING WHAT THE CHARACTERS SEE IN A DARK ROOM THE ENTIRE PARTY SCREAMING THAT THEY HAVE DARKVISION
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 24
    Musical instrument - Kidnapped NPC: Watches the party kill their kidnappers in the most unnecessary violet and painful ways possible, Many of which could be call cruel and unusual The Players: Congratulations, you are being saved. Do not resist.
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 25
    Cartoon - Party How is this fair? Our caster is a warlock! DM It's not fair, you have no rights and he is not a caster Haha eldritch blast! We just keep him aroud because he's fun. Look at him go!
    via TinaTheWonderBra
  • 26
    Product - I'M PLAYING A LEVEL 12 PILE OF DUST. I'M SORRY, WHAT? WELL, HE HAD DISINTEGRATE CAST ON HIM AND IT BROUGHT HIM TO O HP, SO HE DISINTEGRATED INTO FINE DUST. BUT THE SPELL DOESN'T SAY IT KILLS YOU, LIKE POWER WORD KILL OR A BEHOLDER'S DEATH RAY DOES. SO I MADE DEATH SAVING THROWS, PER THE RULES FOR CHARACTERS AT O HP. I ENDED UP STABLE, NEVER ACTUALLY DIED PER WRITTEN BULES, AND HOW I PLAY AS A FINE PILE OF DUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 27
    Human - When your barbarian charges in against the big bad and now it's the wizards turn and he starts chanting his strongest AoE spell with no regard to your safety 153
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 28
    Ecoregion - me and my friend going home after transforming into bears because we made fun of a wizard in the forest
    via MasterSarcasm
  • 29
    Chin - Players: I know you haven't had a lot of time to plan this week. Should we cancel game night? DM: Don't worry. I've been drinking.
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 30
    Plant - THE PLAYERS EXPLAINING THEIR GRANDIOSE PLANS: What could possibly go wrong? THE DM: There's many things that can go wrong.
    via Kennersdancekid
  • 31
    People - What the players think will happen What the DM knows will happen
    via Kennersdancekid

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