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Fastidious Felines: Meet The Pawdorable Workforce Coming For Your Job Faster Than AI

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    "Prime Minister"

    Cat - I have complete faith in him. DOWNING STREET BBC NEWS BREAKING New Prime Minister

    British pawlitics is a complicated affair, however since the Brits elected Larry the cat (yes that is his official name), the country has been seeing record high income from fishing tariffs, record low clawminality rates and a 100% adoption rate of cats in all animal shelters. On the other hand, dogs have been banned from living indoors, swings and roundabouts as the Brits say.

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  • 2

    "Dish Washers"

    Vertebrate

    If ever there was an activity that feline pawrents would love their fluffy fur baby to get involved in, it is cleaning up after themselves. Could you imagine not having to clean out their food bowl, not having to defur your clothes or best of all not having to clean the litter box? It would be sensational.

  • 3

    "Front Desk Worker"

    Cat - FRUS Delivered today It was handed directly to a receptionist or someone at a front desk.
  • 4

    "Construction Worker"

    Dog - Construction workers put high-visual jacket on black cat so it doesn't get hurt
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  • 5

    "Remote Worker"

    Computer - 0.
  • 6

    "Professor"

    Cat - If you have any questions just say "pspsps" and I'll come to you moins (de), plus (0), 1. Ar epoque, je n'étais pas en bonne sante, j'allais mar, je nave de courage et je trouvais ma vie peu interessante. →Maintenant, je suisin muillaure santé, jer 2 nous avions une peu confortable, STI elle consomma ucoup d'essence et elle x roul 3. A l'époque, cet homme n'avait pas une bonine qualité de vie: sortait beaucoup, buvait beaucoup et voyait des gens peu sérieux 16
  • 7

    "Attorney"

    Cat - Is your bowl half full? You may be entitled to compensation. I don't get fed if you don't get fed. Meow now.
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  • 8

    "Sheriff"

    Cat - ain't no crime too big for this lil sheriff cats and cowboy Thats
  • 9

    "Psychiatrist"

    Brown - PSYCHIATRIC HELP 50¢ THE DOCTOR IS IN
  • 10

    "Uber"

    Car - Hi it's your uber, I'm outside
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  • 11

    "Purr-ista"

    Cat
  • 12

    "Cat burglar"

    Cat - Cat burglar POSTAS REAAC ove CHIVAS REGON CHIVAS REGAL SUNG
  • 13

    "NBA LEGEND"

    Cat - the next NBA LEGEND !!!?
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  • 14

    "Cattholic Priest"

    Liquid - Friend: Are you religious? Me: Cattholic
  • 15

    "Truck Driver"

    Motor vehicle - The global truck driver shortage has not been exaggerated.
  • 16

    "Working From Home"

    Cat - I made my cat a work from home setup Hang in there!
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  • 17

    "Tech Team"

    Cat - Sir, don't worry, our tech team is working VERY HARD to have you computer fixed as soon as possible
  • 18

    "The call center Cat"

    Cat - The call center Cat

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