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Update: 'You should fire us! Ok.': Client suggests ending fifty year relationship with small trucking business, they take their advice and dismantle their client's network 1

'I'm calling the land owners!': Furious Karen demands snowboarding teen be 'banned for life,' until she realizes who owns the property 2

'I live here!': Karen parks in family's driveway and tries to pretend it's her house 3

'He tried to ruin my chances': Employee poached by new company with double the salary, old boss calls company and tries to sabotage employee 4

Job seeker ends interview early after learning they've been hiding a below-market rate 5

‘I contacted the BSA, which led to the company’s demise': Boss refuses to pay employee for labor, employee contacts BSA as revenge, leading to company's financial destruction 6

Is remote work going away?: Manager demands remote worker keeps camera on and pointed at their face for all hours worked 1

30+ Graffiti goobers who couldn't resist some silly little vandalism 2

Update: 'Let's escalate directly to the head of HR': Boss defends tech worker from absurd policy violation 3

'What the HOA did was blatant fraud': Ex-wife vindictively signs dude's house up to neighborhood HOA, he sues them both 4

Job seeker ends interview early after learning they've been hiding a below-market rate 5

'Hire me and then I’ll leave': Entitled Karen barges into office and demands job, security guards take her away 6