'They literally rammed the car in front of them': Drive-thru operator watches car full of impatient bros rear-end another customer

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    Font - "They literally rammed the car in front of them."
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    Font - "Stop this right now!!" M OC and tell me what's going on Hey all. If you know me, you know that I operate a drive thru in the wild west; living the dream in Arizona. Things are hectic here at "Mendy's", but it's been admittedly a little moreso and in a very different way since a certain brand of the Devil's "Lettuce" has been legalized. Like people are straight up wandering around the valley looking like they just landed on planet Arizona, not knowing the basics of life.
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    Font - I mean I'm having to explain toilets, doors, water bottles ("Oh you gotta twisssst it brahhhh? Gnarls"), and especially the drive thru. It's like Idiocracy come to life, and we've got a crew of Luke Cunningham Wilsons and Maya Rudolphs, trying to make it through our day. Last night another one of these lovelies entered the drive thru, greeting with my usual greeting (1 of 2 possible) "Hi welcome to Mendy's, please hold on a second and I'll be right with you".
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    Font - It's policy that we must greet the car within five seconds (preferably three) of them setting our bell off (when they drive close enough for their window to reach the speaker). So if we're busy with a previous order or orders, we'll greet and have them hold. Well this wasn't cutting it for this carful of Dax Shepards'. As soon as I told them to hold they were "Whaaaat??? What the fooooock? Naaaahhh no oo you talked to the other guy mannnn I swear to gawwwd braaah Tell me what's going on r
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    Font - Wow, just fin wow. This was a peppering of words, fired at me nerf style be the entire car of people. It was hard to say who said what, but I applied my MC to all of them, spray and pray style. "Well, sir, you're currently in a drive thru of an Arizona Mendy's. By pulling your vehicle up to our speaker, you are entering into a social contract where I listen to what food you would like to order from our restaurant, and put that into our system so our amazing chefs know what to make for you
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    Font - enter your order. I can only enter your order when I'm standing within reaching distance of the POS, and when I'm logged in. If I have told you to hold on, in about thirty seconds or less I will then take your order. Do you understand? Great, now hold on while I figure out what's going on with the previous order" Then they're responding "Oh no fog way all of that and I still have to wait you could have taken my order already we're outta here!"
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    Font - I try to reply as I hear them peeling out "Sir..." But it was too late. They hit the car in front of them. They were so po that they forgot how stupidly hi they were. They literally rammed the car in front of them. They both had to pull forward but the car in front refused to move because they didn't want these guys taking off. It shut our drive thru down for an hour and a half. Our lobby was rockin. The kids each (all four) got arrested, three in handcuffs, one with his parents. It was a
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    Rectangle - Spirit Talker 16 hr. ago Sir, this is a Mendy's. Vote Reply Share FredB123 4 hr. ago This is the comment I was looking for. Vote Reply Share
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    Font - angelofthedark - 16 hr. ago Dude, as a fellow Arizonan, I feel this so hard. All of us who live here full time are a little wacky anyway. Take that plus weed plus buildings that could be backgrounds in an alien film and everything is rough. Vote Reply Share Vote ●●● Super_Reading2048 · 16 hr. ago Yes you are wacky for living next to ho Anywhere that gets so hot that your pet (or other animals) can burn their paws from stepping on the freakin concrete is to da hot! Reply Share ...
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    Font - PainInAnonymity. 17 hr. ago If you ever end up writing a book, I'll buy it and read it. You have an entertaining way with words. Sorry, you had to deal with the lettuce idiots.. Reply Share Vote Fish-In-Open-Waters 16 hr. ago Lettuce rejoice it wasn't any worse than it was! Vote Reply Share ●●●

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