The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (October 17, 2023)

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    Font - thevodkapapi 1d Am I missing something? Lol Chine! :
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    Font - < Hi Bubs, did you give me the right gate opener? It's not working maybe we can double check later thank you bye-bye You okay? M Ohhh was it working for you? I bought the 15 plus Thanks! Today 9:30 AM I guess so + Jimmy Dejacks again It stopped when you had it???? Today 3:25 PM Yes that's the right one, battery is probably dead Today 5:05 PM You should have communicated that iMessage Ohhhh yay! And yes but it has stopped ? 0 On the very last day, yeah I had forgotten
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    Font - < M Mom I'm sorry about that Mom would have been kind and respectful, Izzy. It's just never going to come and I don't get it anymore and never will. Today 6:36 PM I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it. Why??????? How???????????? Ignoring always works. I regret my offer and will discuss that as well. + Okay I'm sorry I didn't tell you and that I forgot, I slept a lot today because I was out all night last night so my bad for not texting you that I was sorry right away I'm just sup
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    Font - SweetLemonLollipop 1d I think my mother is trying to manipulate me. SMS ...
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    Font - Okay my response to all of this back and forth between us is this...With everything that has been said between us I have come to finally realize two things...One I have always been afraid to really open up to you. I'm always afraid to say what I really think or feel. You have always held my heart in your hands with the ability to let me in your life or not. Two...I can't trust whether you will really stay in the hard times. I can't trust whether you will run or stay when it really matters
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    Terrestrial plant - < てい t Tutט קײוע Because most importantly I do want a relationship with you I just can't keep going back and forth with you. A wwSt. + I've been trying to put everything behind us, I've offered Do what you want... talk about whatever you want if I can't then I won't and will say so. I just can't keep fighting I don't have it in me suggestions for many different things we can talk about instead. I meant what I said, I'm not fighting with you. So if you feel like you need a wal
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    Font - ababyinatrenchcoat 1d My mother planned a vacation on the same day I made plans to meet with an online friend. She said we would leave at 7 PM. At 4 PM, this is what she sends me. SMS ...
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    Font - Today 4:02 PM Where are you?'b You've been gone 7.5 hours. Now your phone is off?!? You'd better check in. My next call will be to the police
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    Organism - I'm here, I just pulled into a gas station Where are you?!? Call me now Dad is getting off work early. We will be leaving here at 5:30 You need to be showered, dressed, and ready to go Pjs Outfit to wear to statue Outfit for way home (in case we get wet) Rain jacket Tennis shoes Where are you?!? This is your little brother's pick of anywhere he wanted to go. He is so excited. We all are. Where the fi are you?!? Why would you do this? Today of all days?
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    Font - Going to start calling your friends The only reason I did this was because you told me we were leaving at 7. Not 5:30. If I had known we were leaving earlier, I would've changed plans. I'm so so so so sorry Where are you? Answer the fi phone Pulled into the Starbucks parking lot or I can't, I can't talk I was driving Get home NOW Are u even ready to go?!? I've had this planned for 6 months
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    Font - You can sit in the back and just not talk to us. Do NOT do this to them How long will it take you to be ready? Did you pack yet? I've been packed Just need to change and move stuff from one purse to another because they don't allow backpacks Ok. Make sure it is a small one. Do not wear anything questionable And I want to see your license before we go I didn't realize we were leaving at 5:30. If I had I would've stayed home and gone nowhere. I'm sorry.
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    Font - My mother made plans for our family to see the Statue of Liberty. I had already made plans to meet up with a friend that lives in another state loooong before those plans were made and I'd told my mother this. She'd never met this friend before since I'd met them online, but we'd (my friend & l) video chatted many times before and I knew they weren't a catfish, plus we were meeting somewhere public (though I didn't tell my mother about the online part since I knew she would freak out, so
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    Human body - littlespacebitch 1d then she wonders why i dont talk to her SMS .. : ...
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    Font - M my mom Good luck A Love you 12:01 AM You'll never be happy if u hold grudges and don't forgive I love you B⁰1 Wednesday, May 17 Happy birthday Monday, September 18 That wasn't meant to be rude I just want you to know I love you and I hope you can forgive me for whatever I have done I love you and and 7:11 PM Bookmarked here for unread messages + 4:09 PM 7:05 PM Thursday, September 21 10:32 PM 10:33 PM 1/1/1.
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    Font - i blurred out my sons name. she sent the first "you'll never be happy" message on my sons 2nd birthday because i didnt invite her. she left me and my brother with our amazing dad when i was 3, so no, sorry but i dont need negativity in my life
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    Font - arbecs 2d Went on a date with a guy I've known for a couple weeks and he got a flat tire and I offered to drive him home. She was tracking my location and spam texting me while I was driving. I'm turning 24 this month. While I understand her concern, this was a bit much. SMS ...
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    Font - 2 I shouldn't even have to have this conversation Please think No Mum > when he's done I'll stop when you think I'm not doing anything can you stop O° I'm literally not doing ANYTHING Let me know where you are going and nowhere secluded A Also be home by 10.30- you have work + What's his last name? Does he have social media? Think what. I'm not doing anything. iMessage *Cash Can you STOP 0 I
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    Font - 2 Has he fixed it? Ok A Å Mum > We're gonna Uber back to my car there's something wrong w the screw thingy on his car Please send Please come home. Do not go in Can you STOP And I'm gonna drive - we're calling it a night. he needs to drop the key off to the house he's subletting and then I'm dropping him off at his work (which is a house he works on for a family) and he'll either stay there or go home from there Getting addresses now iMessage Cash 0
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    Font - 3 Wait the first one is Why are you driving all the way there???? Please come home. Let him figure this out on his own Do not go in To either Mum > Under no circumstances O° A A *Cash It's not far from here It's fine can you stop You are going to be driving for hours on your gas too for nothing. Please please listen 0 iMessage I wasn't going to K
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    Font - 3 Mum > nothing. ritade pitast iislen If he was This is wrong. decent he would not want you to drive him Where are you? Hello? Are you ok? You are stressing me out Yes He's dropping off the keys now Please stop I offered to drive and I'm fine with it You don't know him A A Cash I'm not I don't iMessage Stop You're stressing ME out O
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    Light - 3 Mum > YOU AON'T KNOW NIM. TAON'T understand why you are driving him around Because I'm nice and it gives me time to get to know him Let me know when you get to the second place and please come straight home Are you at the second location now? Please answer Are you ok? O° Literally dropping him off now I was driving Your car has been at the same location for about 10 mins A A *Cash I literally parked 2 min ago iMessage
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    Font - feedmewolves 2d Ongoing argument with mum that my parents should be separated for being in a toxic relationship and she expects her daughters to pay her rent to move out SMS
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    Font - Mummy no more income. Both help me to pay high rental in then I will move out. 7:15 PM who is both?? 7:16 PM ✔
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    Automotive lighting - You who is both?? You n my sister 7:25 PM
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    Font - I don't want to talk to you anymore today 8:25 PM Ya! I think you don't like mummy cos I got no money 8:25 PM
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    Font - P₂ water_polo_whore 2d My mom is homophobic and assumed me dating women was a phase. I texted her excited about our engagement and haven't received a text back or call in over a week. SMS ...
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    Muscle - 1 © 7 M Mom > Fri, Oct 6 at 2:42 PM Hi mom! I texted dad last night, but just wanted to let you know my fiancée and I got engaged on Tuesday! Mace Delivered
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    Font - pinkpeonies-23 4d All because I said I had a hard day SMS : ...
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    Font - Have you considered that I am tired of listening to your problems? It's not only exhausting, it's annoying. I am not your therapist, your mother. , I am I didn't say you were my therapist? I answered honestly when you asked me how I was doing??? and I mean I'm not a parent or anything but if I knew that I was one of the first people my kid came to when they felt sad or upset about something, it would comfort me to know that they trusted me enough to seek out my help if they needed it So I
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    Font - All I know is that I never felt entitled enough to ask my parents for anything. I never assumed that past age 18 they owed me help or assistance. Since you think it must be so easy to be a parent, I hope you do become one. I hope you have a daughter just like you. Maybe then you'll realize that even though I may not have been the best mother on the planet, you weren't the easiest child to deal with either. I don't think it's easy to be a parent, but I do think that I was and am your kid,

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