The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (August 15, 2023)

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    Rectangle - First conversation with my dad after a month SMS
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    Font - < Hey you need to come back to our house today so we can start getting ready for school. Your mom said she will bring you when she comes to get Jamie for work! What? D Dad > Today 10:36 I already had something planned today I was gonna go to back to school night and then to spencer house Well you need to start asking not just assuming you can do what you want. You'll have to talk to your mom. School starts A iMessage Å D Cash
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    Font - Dad > Wednesday and I haven't seen you in a month. You better not be staying up all damn night. It's my week and watch your mouth you do need to ask so watch your tone buddy OⓇ D A I dont need to ask you because I didn't know i was going over today I already had this planned What do you mean by that? A Since it's such a problem I'll just stay at moms Since i need to ask you apparently even though im at mom house iMessage J Cash O ·||||||·-·||
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    Product - < I thought you were going to Spencer's It's my week O' Then i will just stay there You are coming back tomorrow A D Dad > A Yea I am Then after that Im gonna stay at moms It was your week for almost 4 months iMessage ♫ Cash No Im not Read 10:46. Edited O ····
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    Font - Wanting her only child on "Do not resuscitate" SMS
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    Font - Today 11:40 AM Hey babes...it's your mother...I'm using phone because I don't have a phone card...so I talked to my fucking mother and shit hit the fan...she asked why she hasn't heard from me and all that...l told her that I was still upset with her for trying to get to sign a do not resuscitate on me...she said that she'll never apologize for that because she will not look after me if I was to turn into a vegetable...she sent a text after we hung up and she said that she won't ever cont
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    Font - 18 NSFW My "father" contacted me for the first time in over 10 years. SMS
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    Font - Reality.Because + You can now message and call each other and see info like Active Status and when you've read messages. Yep Nothing, your mother tried to contact me.? What the fuck? I highly doubt that. Much like myself. She wants nothing to do with you. Your not the only one. I wish alls well. Ive been out 6 years, have you even heard from me. I figured something was amiss. Well,damn your ugly What do you want She tried to befriend me last week.I got the godamn feds breathing down my ne
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    Gesture - + 1 Well,damn your ugly Still a pussy, Huh. យ៍ Later8 C great argument! however, your mother. You have always been WEAK. I am going to tell you one time. Do not ever contact me again. I have no desire to speak to you, see you, hear from you, or be in the same vicinity as you. It has been 10 years since we last spoke or saw each other. Let's continue to that streak. Aa No
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    Font - (Repost forgot to censor) I'm 17 and I'm in college moving into my own apartment and she doesn't pay my rent nor food or anything, I asked her for my benefits that she PROMISED me once I moved out she has kicked me out before and not given me any of my money EVER SMS
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    Font - r Why? Kimberly > I need to budget before I get there Naw I'm cool What's my SSA gov account information It's under my account, because I'm your payee Okay and I won't mess with your stuff What? Let me know what I'm going to be working with Ok we won't be doing it at this moment or over text Cash Leave me alone You're not working with anything A A Just mine Okay do you want to call? iMessage
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    Font - r Kimberly > Yes I am it's money for me Your rent is 634 and you have to pay 1/2 the electric bill Okay and you said you'd be helping with rent There's nothing left sis! You better play with someone else You're deflecting What are you trying to hide from me I already told you that I'm not having this conversation right now You're claiming a possession of something for me I don't have hide shit from you And you told me I'd be getting it and doing what I please with it come when I move in Y
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    Font - Your electric bill is split between 2 people and not 4. Kimberly > ויויו יך Okay and That means nothing to me if I can't see the number I'm starting with A A You act this way every time it comes to something personal of mine like my SSN and bank accounts that you have for me When you turn 18, I will let you do what you want with the money. It's a reason I'm the payee. When my name is off the apartment you can have figure out how to pay everything It's also only two people using electricit
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    Font - You want to be so in control and that's exactly how you get kicked off disability since know everything Smart girl Kimberly > You were the payee because I was under your care You still are until you're 18 No you won't Now I'll be under my own care You said you're not paying my rent Nor my electricity Or food Leave me the fuck alone I've asked you more than once Cash I promise you can be free as a bird when you turn 18. You can do whatever you want and don't have A iMessage A Ok
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    Font - < I promise you can be free as a bird when you turn 18. You can do whatever you want and don't have to worry about me AT ALL I don't have to deal with your selfish ass insinuating I hiding something for you It's my login If you're not hiding then why not give me the login so I can calculate for myself You're a minor O A It's what you promised me That you would put it ALL in the joint account ALL of my benefit money I'm so sick of dealing with your shit Ykw ima just go to Sleep or somethin
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    Font - Girlfriend's Mom and Warhammer 40k model SMS
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    Bottle cap - Mom Girlfriend's Mom and Warhammer 40k model 1:49 PM O OFTAL WARHAMMER WRAITH 3.9k r/insaneparents. Join pan + WARHAMMER SPACE MARINES PRIMARIS COMPANY CHAMPION WARHAMMER 454 Share
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    Fluid - M Mom 1:49 PM 18 WARHAMMER OLOUR + WARHAMMER COMMEMORATIVE SERIES SPACE MARINES PRIMARIS COMPANY CHAMPION WARHAMMER E Co > ·11/1.
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    Font - Yes, I opened it. This is the reason you 2 idiots are broke and you ran up your credit cards. I'm pricing this stuff right now. Does spaceman is a $110 on eBay? $27 for the spray paint. 1:51 PM This paint are 12 bucks each on games workshop. Almost two hundred dollars for all this shit I'm sending it back to where it came from. 1:50 PM 1:55 PM 1:56 PM 1:58 PM
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    Organism - Read 4:12 PM Wtf do not send those back It was 100 dollars Read The guy is limited I bought him when he was on sale Read Sending it all back even if I have to pay for it And it's not under your name, it's under name. You already have this one 4:13 PM Read 4:13 PM 4:13 PM Read Wtf Really?
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    Font - Read 4:13 PM You probably used your credit card to pay for this, too, right? Ya because i got it for her Read 4:13 PM It had a special message in it Read and everything No I didn't use my credit There's no message in there Prove it to me and I'll send it to you Read 4:13 PM Prove to me that you did not use a credit card to pay for it Well i tried to put one in And you had to adjust order this. You've been gone for a month 4:13 PM I know you just ordered this recently. This entire order wa
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    Font - You little s*** can order all these figurines run up your credit cards. But she wouldn't help me with the bills Read Read 4:15 PM I ordered it three months ago Because she wanted her money to move back Show me your debit card with the last four on it Ok so three months ago she knew she was gonna move Honestly you're just wasting your money on her I don't even care I'm sending this back even if I have to pay for it myself Why are you spending money on her? When you need to pay your credit
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    Font - So yeah- I'm 19 and she still forces me to call her "mommy" SMS
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    Font - 10:32 AM Friday, August 11 Sorry I haven't been messaging much. Work has been making me stay for hours I'm almost hitting overtime lol Also I can't call tonight because they're making me stay until 8 Where is the Word mommy what a.m I stranger 10:33 AM Sorry :( 4:12 PM
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    Font - The time I said I wanted to see a therapist and my mom threatened to see the same one as me to tell her the "truth", then tried to gaslight me SMS
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    Font - 118 Kaleb if you can't see how destructive your words were to me as a mother then I don't know what else to say You could literally just decide to let all this destructive anger go You won't tell the therapist the truth though because you are still accuse if things that never ever happened I can and I'm sorry Mom it is not that simple, it's okay to seek help Not if you lie A car Mom I'm going to speak to a therapist please just let me do what I need to do to get better, therapists know wh
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    Font - 118 I'll see the same therapist and make sure they here both sides of the story No Kaleb I'm just hurt okay then I'll move out so we don't have to worry about any of this anymore. This isn't a threat, this isn't guilt tripping, we have an unhealthy relationship Oh good god A you cannot seriously be saying what youre saying right now MOM STOP no, you're threatening to go to the same therapist as me and tell them a different story Im not going to bother you with your therapist iMessage that
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    Font - 118 you literally just said you would I was being Facetious no you weren't, you were being serious God damn it i was not They wouldn't even allow that Kaleb that is against ethics A then how am I supposed to know when you're being serious and when you aren't? I was literally being Facetious this isn't okay were you just saying it to upset me so I wouldn't go? I don't understand why you would even say that Dude I'm sorry I try to be the way I always was with y'all iMessage 111.
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    Rectangle - What my mom says when I (27M) can't finance a house SMS
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    Font - and you both buy a house in No argument 4:32 PM Just do it 4:32 PM I don't want to hear any nonsense 4:33 PM Were you are staying send the address 4:34 PM Mom Nice joke 4:32 PM nd you both buy a house in Nothing doing 4:58 PM Be practical 4:58 PM Nope 4:37 PM / 4:39 PM ✔ As if money is falling from the sky 4:39 PM ✔ We have to buy hoise 4:58 PM You be practical, give me numbers 4:58 PM ✔ All you're talking is theory 4:58 PM ✓/ Buy house, do this, do that 4:58 PM ✔
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    Font - Mom 50 50 4:58 PM Give me your salary account 4:59 PM Then I will tell .. 0:08 0:09 When I ask how then no answer 4:58 PM ✔ 01 0:24 4:59 PM All i have is 3 lakhs 4:59 PM ··|||·•|···· 5:00 PM X|||||||||||||||||||||||||D|- ... 5:00 PM Today 4:59 PM ✔ The way you are behaving and doing i think I am going to die soon, I can't take it. There is limit for everything. I thought you people will bring good name atleast. Putting me in to shame in front of family is that what you all wanted i think.
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    Font - That time my dad was fighting with his girlfriend and sent me this nonsense at work. SMS
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    Font - Boss > You got me a caramel candle, when you know hate sweet scented candles. You know what my favorite scent is I loved the mug through So thank you for that. That's what she said sweetheart It's not your fault sweetheart I just wasted 30 bucks to get shit on even worse than I was before Thank you so much baby I appreciate it so much but it just keeps getting worse no matter how much I beg her to stop and now she won't stop because I sent you the screenshot of what she said 7 A A Sun, Ju
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    Terrestrial plant - < Please baby will you help me???? I'm trying to make my day good and see my gf I love her so much and she won't unblock me Please I'm shaking and freaking out pleaseeeeeees Pleaseeeee Boss > I'm freaking out omg I can't do another day pleaseeeee I just want to see her and enjoy my day off not thisssssss I'm having a meltdown I swear to goddddddd I can't takkkkkeeeeeee ittttttt!!!!!!? I'm fucking begging A A How would I help? Cash Text Message CWB
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    Light - I'm fucking freaking out please;;;;!!!!!! Boss Ask her to unblock me and stop being mean I am at work, what am I supposed to do? I'm begging her to come over and have a good day with me and instead she blocks me A I can't do that, i don't want to get in the middle of you guys fighting I'm not fighting I'm begging for a good day off but ok then I'll be even more miserable for asking to see my gf n have a good dat O A Text Message Cash Ⓡ 0
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    Font - . TFW 3:35 PM Boss > Yep thanks for last night I'll leave your money on the table she just finished the job I refuse to be this miserable any longer I want to have lunch with her and make a good day of it. I'm sorry for this morning Ok then might wanna call nana and see if she's ok because she called me and I got excited and then flipped out on her n hung up

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