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"Also pictured: the junk drawer (no, the rest of my house doesn't normally look like this. "
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"As an adult, there are three things I always need more of: fiber, sleep and decorative pillows. "
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"And who's gonna cut the crust off of your sandwich if I'm six feet under, huh? HUH?!?"
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"No no I'm older than the internet, not electricity!?"
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"My kids have been sick since school started in August, and no amount of hand washing has helped.?"
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"Meeeemories ?"
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"Playing with my kids is proof that time is subjective given that 10 minutes feels like 10 years."
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"Last time we went on a family walk, I ended up carrying two scooters and pushing a stroller?"
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"It only took ten years of marriage *cries tears of joy* ?"
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"No no I really am a nice person! "
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"Oh you think October is too early to start talking about Santa?!"
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"But that'll never happen so instead I'll wish for a unicorn that poops money"
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"On an another note, kids can sleep in the same sheets for 5 years without needing to change them ?"
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"I'm pumped! ?"
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"Ask me how many times he complained that Taylor's already met Travis' mom."
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"Wait a minute... is this why my husband's favorite candy is Bit o' Honey??"
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"This checks out?"
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"Confession: I'm in the thick of the newborn phase and just like with my other kids, I think this bebe is the cutest lil baby pigeon I ever did see."
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"Who needs sleep anyways, right? ...right??"
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"I was so young and naive before kids?"
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"We had a good run. (Everyone please tell your spouse that it doesn't count as 'me time' if you're folding their underwear)."
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"Thanks TODD! That's so helpful?"
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"Aaaaand suddenly I feel old enough to register for an AARP membership?"
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"Mom brain is real y'all! ?"
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"No sudden movements?"
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"Come back hoooome"
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"I'm sorry...what?!"
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"Things are definitely bouncing (my belly pooch, my boobies etc) but there's not much of me that's bouncing BACK?"
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"He's not wrong though...?"
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"Leave space for the Lord!?"
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"Can't wait to parent the teenage version of myself. So fun!?"
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"Oh heyyyyyy?"
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"As a NJ girl, I especially relate to the first (and the last three obv)?"
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"Whooo disturbs (my kid's) slumberrrrr?"
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"I'm in a perpetual state of exhaustion"
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"Yes, I know that being away from your family and sleeping in a new place is hard, and I'm not trying to take away from that."
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"The past few weeks have aged me (and no, not like a fine wine)?"
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"Judgement free's the way to be! ?"
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"In my defense, it's hard to differentiate between want and need when I walk into Homegoods"
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"Looks like I let my kids do my makeup too?"
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"Oh no you need to cancel?! I'm devastated! I am bereft! How will I ever recover?! ?"
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"One thing they don't mention about open concept floor plans is that the entire first floor becomes an extension of your kitchen table. ?"
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"It's called self care DUH?"
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"I'm gonna need more than that. How about a facelift and a good coma? Now that sounds positively rejuvenating!?"
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"It's fine. Everything's fine. ?"
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Struggling Through Saturday: Amusing Memes From Parents Who Could Do With Some Help
First off all let us say congratulations, you have made it this far and like a way point on an ultra marathon, we are here and ready to provide you with sustenance to continue onwards on your gruelling quest to get the kids in bed on time, so you can have an hour to yourself before passing out on the couch at 9pm. Now unlike a way point, we do not have any food or drink on offer (yeah, that would have been a good idea), but what we do have is a collection of cackle inducing, dopamine releasing memes from the parents who, just like you, could really do with some sleep.
So prop your eyes open as best you can, find a quiet spot where you are less likely to be interrupted (behind the bins or in a cabinet will do), and take a moment to boost serotonin levels with these hilarious parenting memes. We wish you the best of luck with your onwards mission, may it bear great and healthy fruit.