35+ Titillating Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (October 28, 2023)

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    Organism - S5 Blake is this too much to ask for ??? 38 @Blake... 17h 2,520 [→ 12.3K ₁598K 企
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    Font - ace @arctvros me: i hate cliches fanfic author: a character gets hurt and their love interest tenderly dresses their wounds me: oh my god i can't believe this character gets hurt and their love interest tenderly dresses their wounds 4:07 PM 2023-09-13 370K Views 5,597 Reposts 311 Quotes 24.1K Likes 623 Bookmarks
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    Organism - swag @chillextremist Why don't you make like a tree and grow big and strong bro 5:46 AM 2023-09-14 32.1K Views 181 Reposts 1 Quote 1,224 Likes 19 Bookmarks
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    Font - badass cutie etc etc etc @lilcosmicowgirl staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk :(" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express 7:42 AM 2023-09-14 63.8K Views 576 Reposts 60 Quotes 2,914 Likes 166 Bookmarks
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    Organism - Thomas @len killer Am I scared of microplastics? I don't know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind 10:56 PM 2023-09-14 263K Views . 1,430 Reposts 22 Quotes 11.2K Likes 451 Bookmarks
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    Organism - kim @KimmyMonte if the moon landing really happened then where did the moon land?? i don't see it anywhere you think you'd notice it i mean it's at least 5, 6 feet wide 4:16 PM2023-09-14 25.8K Views 72 Reposts 2 Quotes 419 Likes 4 Bookmarks
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    Mammal - claire @prettytheyswag putting up missing posters for that dog in me 9:04 PM 2023-09-14 146K Views 1,384 Reposts 29 Quotes 4,790 Likes 184 Bookmarks
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    Black - helena @freshhel They gotta get buzzfeed popping off again i can't keep reading cultural criticism from ppl who were only ever supposed to write a What Bread Are You quiz 8:18 PM 2023-09-14 129K Views 293 Reposts 9 Quotes 3,032 Likes 41 Bookmarks
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    Font - vanoreo @vanoreo_ love that there are 2 guys named homer that almost everyone on earth knows about 11:54 AM 2023-09-14 491K Views 1,827 Reposts 69 Quotes 24.4K Likes 325 Bookmarks
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    Font - Chandler Sharp @ChandlerIsSharp ripping a bong uses all four elements and i think that's cool 9:43 AM 2023-09-14 159K Views . 925 Reposts 35 Quotes 3,797 Likes 87 Bookmarks
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    Font - latke @latkedelrey one time i tried to play a stardew file where i romanced multiple men in town and why did nobody tell me that they confront you about it at the saloon in a group.... 4:40 PM 2023-09-14 635K Views 632 Reposts 125 Quotes 20K Likes 672 Bookmarks
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    Font - t ppigg @s4m31p4n Could a dark mode user and a light mode user really fall in love 4:06 PM-2023-09-14 114K Views . 202 Reposts 42 Quotes 2,721 Likes 51 Bookmarks
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    Font - 839 Pastrami Mommy @Ewelannawhite i personally think it's high time that elijah wood and daniel radcliffe play brothers who are also weird little guys 1:25 PM 2023-09-15 708K Views 2,241 Reposts 96 Quotes 27.6K Likes 180 Bookmarks
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    Font - madeline odent @oldenoughtosay just saw the reddit post where the couple named their twins aziraphale and crowley because 'they're two halves of one soul' and now they're upset because of, well, and i'm sorry i can't breathe i'm dead i'm on the floor 7:48 PM-2023-09-15 from Earth 966K Views 887 Reposts 176 Quotes 18.6K Likes 927 Bookmarks ...
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    Font - emo normie @emonormie “hulu” “tubi” “fubo" they are mocking us openly 9:52 PM 2023-09-15 from Earth 132K Views 184 Reposts 8 Quotes 4,092 Likes 31 Bookmarks
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    Black - Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman You are all saying B**tlejuice A LOT, like considerably more than three times, and yet you call Lauren Boebert reckless. 11:48 PM 2023-09-15 from Earth 301K Views 710 Reposts 16 Quotes 7,362 Likes 35 Bookmarks
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    Organism - niccoya @niccoyat Remember when you could just wake up and say "mom I threw up" and that one phrase would erase every single responsibility for the day. I need that in adult form. 10:25 AM 2023-09-16 1.4M Views 5,326 Reposts 300 Quotes 73.5K Likes 862 Bookmarks
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    Organism - John Levenstein @johnlevenstein If I'm watching television and I'm supposed to read a text on a character's phone, the message should be texted to my phone. 11:11 PM - 2023-09-16 25.3K Views 34 Reposts 4 Quotes 510 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Font - Ben Cahn @Buncahn "do you want to protect your purchase for an additional $4.99?" No. I will protect my purchase with my katana 1:13 PM 2019-07-03 4,675 Reposts 70 Quotes 31.9K Likes 142 Bookmarks
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    Font - Saeed, Or The Other One @theferocity I finally got a nightstand and let me tell you something! Nightstands are GREAT!!! It's like, a dress with pockets! 4:07 PM 2023-09-17 28.5K Views 25 Reposts 6 Quotes 1,055 Likes 5 Bookmarks
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    Organism - lesbian mothman @verysmallriver long-term relationships are all about developing a dialect so embarrassing you'd rather be shot than have audio of your daily conversations leak 7:15 PM 2023-09-17 from Earth 762K Views 3,255 Reposts 443 Quotes 34.3K Likes 1,607 Bookmarks ...
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    Organism - america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson as the sun sets earlier and earlier every day, allow me to suggest a radical alternative to daylight savings time - I call it "its always light out at 8pm". we just moved stuff around so that the sun always sets after 8. yes, sunrise will be around 11am in january, but thats fine 10:09 PM 2023-09-17 92.4K Views 122 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,897 Likes 15 Bookmarks
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    Font - Cant stop putting bionicle pieces in m... @doulbedoink (Forgetting im in gay court and not Yoda Court) Not me committing the murder in question! 6:38 PM 2022-10-06 8,502 Reposts 298 Quotes 72.4K Likes 2,468 Bookmarks ...
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    Organism - Austin Hargrave @Peanut ButterGmr The very first Arthur book is about how Arthur's nose is perfect the way it is and doesn't need to be changed. ...In the second book they changed his nose. MARC BROWN ARTHUR'S NOSE AN ARTHUR ADVENTURE 10:16 PM-2023-09-17 597K Views 1,362 Reposts 39 Quotes ARTHUR'S MARC BROWN 24.2K Likes 607 Bookmarks EYES
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    Font - Bats Nightly @BatsDaily i wish i was a bat, they just scream and snack, that's a bat's life i'm so envious 7:11 PM 2023-09-18 5,760 Views 120 Reposts 5 Quotes 357 Likes 5 Bookmarks
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    Font - Darkness Lord @sabatonfan69 One time when my parents were fighting and getting a divorce one of my bionicles came to life and told me it was going to be ok. He proffered his limbs to me, to chew upon, and as I sucked upon his leg I wept. I had slain the only friend I ever knew. 6:59 PM 2023-09-18 20.3K Views 117 Reposts 6 Quotes 1,080 Likes 27 Bookmarks
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    Font - @kindbutnotsoft ur crown is falling queen (slides ur tote bag back onto ur shoulder) 12:49 PM 2023-09-18 from Earth 822K Views 7,096 Reposts 159 Quotes 43.3K Likes 721 Bookmarks
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    Font - chase @_chase "getting coffee" and "drinking coffee" are completely separate activities that serve vastly different purposes 7:02 PM 2023-09-18 24.1K Views 61 Reposts 2 Quotes 1,192 Likes 11 Bookmarks
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    Font - Haus of Decline @hausofdecline SpongeBob so popular because it hits upon the 5 basic character archetypes: gay, stupid, neurotic, capitalist, Texas 10:54 AM 2023-09-19 66.6K Views 262 Reposts 12 Quotes 3,076 Likes 53 Bookmarks
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    Mammal - mothervoid @neutrin00 NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS 12:05 AM 2023-09-19 246K Views 2,268 Reposts 181 Quotes 9,344 Likes 556 Bookmarks
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    Font - sweatpants cher @House Feminist I love the term history buff. Just completely jacked with knowledge of the past. Bulging on Mesopotamia. A real linguistic anthropology beefcake. Shredded paleopathology stud. An absolute renaissance unit. 2:04 PM 2021-06-24 1,740 Reposts 107 Quotes 6,907 Likes 122 Bookmarks
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    Font - FRO VO @fro_vo william holds magic 8 ball william asks a question william shakes sphere 8:44 PM 2017-09-20 748 Reposts 140 Quotes 2,039 Likes
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    Font - @sulky80715248 please dont call me a good girl if ur not gonna give me a forever home 3:27 PM 2023-09-19 74K Views 334 Reposts 13 Quotes 1,750 Likes 114 Bookmarks
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    Font - matty @Mattyfrnglomg I love Jiu Jitsu. You get this indescribable feeling when another man is in between your legs, sweating and writhing around. There is literally no word to describe it 2:13 AM 2023-09-20 220K Views 458 Reposts 479 Quotes ... 5,885 Likes 144 Bookmarks
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    World - anania ☆ @Anania00 with a here and a there a everywhere a mcdonald had a farm there- here a old 10:31 AM 2023-09-20 12.6K Views . 101 Reposts 1 Quote 819 Likes 9 Bookmarks
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    Organism - cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola securing your desired username on a new app is the closest millennials and zoomers will get to owning land 8:01 PM 2023-09-20 6,104 Views 44 Reposts 366 Likes 2 Bookmarks
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    Font - clare @sadderlizards please do not take photos of the moon that is my wife 10:38 PM 2023-09-20 462K Views 3,855 Reposts 288 Quotes 15.8K Likes 369 Bookmarks

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