'Burgers should be wider NOT taller': 21+ Funny Insignificant Hills People Are Willing to Perish On

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Elna McHilderson • Managing Editor
Nov 2, 2023 5:00 PM EDT

Listen, sometimes you just have to bite down your ego and agree to disagree in a silent matter and move on from the conversation. However, other times, you gotta buckle in to that climbing rig and let yourself stay on that hill the rest of your life because no matter how insignificant it might be to everyone else, it means a lot to you. Sure, maybe you don't care about only getting one sauce packet in your drive-thru bag when you got chicken nuggets. But to me, that is straight up a sign of disrespect. What, you think I'm going to get these dry nuggets on their own?? Gimme more than one honey mustard, PLEASE. You're most likely a huge wealthy company, you can afford to add a few extra free sauces. Like, the disrespect. Anyways, it seems I'm not the only one who feels this way—check out below form some funny insignificant hills people are very much willing to go down on. 

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  • 01
    Mountain - "If the sauce is free, give a reasonable amount. Who gives a single sachet for an entire meal?!"
    via Riccardo via Pexels
  • 02
    Font - Posted by u/Pennsyltuckey54 23 hours ago What is the smallest hill you'll die on?
    via u/Pennsyltuckey54
  • 03
    Font - cadff · 19 hr. ago If I had to pay for sauce I better have sauce in the bag.
    via u/cadff
  • 04
    Font - LVII 00 tebigong 15 hr. ago ● Also if the sauce is free, give a reasonable amount. Who gives a single sachet for an entire meal?!
    via u/tebigong
  • 05
    Font - Long-Baseball- 7575 ● 14 hr. ago Nothing like 6 pancakes with a teaspoon of syrup.
    via u/Long-Baseball-7575
  • 06
    Font - Kal-El21315 13 hr. ago ● Sauce is forgotten far too often. I'd say my extra sauce, which is paid for, is forgotten nearly half the time across various fast food orders (and I dont even go once a month).
    via u/Kal-El21315
  • 07
    Font - McDonalds alone serves 69 million customers per day across the world. That's a lot of money in forgotten sauces, likely.
    via u/Kal-El21315
  • 08
    Font - So yeah, you're d n right I'm complaining about my sauce. You remembered to charge, then remember to put it in the bag. The industry is robbing the world blind on something small like this!
    via u/Kal-El21315
  • 09
    Font - ESUSANR 14 hr. ago ● More people should learn that saying "I don't know" is a perfectly accurate and acceptable answer
    via u/ESUSANR
  • 10
    Rectangle - Spacegod87 9 hr. ago Me: I don't know, sorry. Every boss I've ever had: "Well why don't you know?
    via u/Spacegod87
  • 11
    Font - Me thinking: I don't know that either. Just tell me what to do right for next time and get over your weird power trip.
    via u/Spacegod87
  • 12
    Font - capriciouspepper. 19 hr. ago I ing hate the word colonel. How it's spelled versus how you say it. F that word.
    via u/capriciouspepper
  • 13
    Font - Croque Monsieur . 18 hr. ago The thing that divides the barbarians and the civilized of society is giving a wave when someone lets you merge.
    via u/CroqueMonsieur
  • 14
    Font - phantomtofu 21 hr. ago ● You can't use "exponential" to describe every large increase, especially if you're only looking at two data points.
    via u/phantomtofu
  • 15
    Font - milesamsterdam 19 hr. ago ● If the automatic door does not open fast enough for me not to break stride, it is broken!
    via u/milesamsterdam
  • 16
    Font - TJsCoolUsername. 16 hr. ago Same goes for the sensor on the public sink. If I have to do the god d₁ in Macarena to activate water that is a failure.
    via u/TJsCoolUsername
  • 17
    Font - doobie3101 20 hr. ago · Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet. So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet.
    via u/doobie3101
  • 18
    Font - You don't know what utensils you'll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.
    via u/doobie3101
  • 19
    Font - DJVanillaBear 20 hr. ago ● The trend for cars using more and more screens that make you take your eyes off the road, is not acceptable.
    via u/DJVanillaBear
  • 20
    Font - My 2016 vehicle has a nob that can twist and also go in the 4 directions so changing things is a breeze for music
    via u/DJVanillaBear
  • 21
    Font - JustSomeAudioGuy. 20 hr. ago • edited 13 hr. ago If you're going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don't serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up
    via u/JustSomeAudioGuy
  • 22
    Font - Herb4372 18 hr. ago They're not called a sless chaps. They're just chaps. or a sless pants. A sless chaps implies there are chaps with an a s, but those are just called pants.
    via u/Herb4372
  • 23
    Font - Dr_Girlfriend_81. 13 hr. ago Stop tacking strings of silent E's onto the ends of words to emphasize them. You don't loveeee it.
    via u/Dr_Girlfriend_81
  • 24
    Font - You loooove it. If you were saying it aloud, you'd hold the o, not suddenly start squealing like my tinnitus acting up. It's not that hard, people.
    via u/Dr_Girlfriend_81
  • 25
    Font - DonettaLocklear. 22 hr. ago Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable. "An everyday walk in the park" vs "I walk in the park every day."
    via u/DonettaLocklear
  • 26
    Font - Pennsyltuckey54 OP. 21 hr. ago I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches
    via u/Pennsyltuckey54
  • 27
    Font - Jakeini33 17 hr. ago ● n Cut the god d tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don't care what the French say.
    via u/Jakeini33
  • 28
    Font - burgher89 21 hr. ago ● Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato's worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other bulls it on them.
    via u/burgher89
  • 29
    Font - Few-Transportation- . 18 hr. ago Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary
    via u/Few-Transportation-
  • 30
    Font - Granttrees 20 hr. ago Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.
    via u/Granttrees
  • 31
    Font - Shibes2 19 hr. ago It's "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less"! If you could care less then you care!
    via u/Shibes2

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