Saturday Smiles With 43 Funny Parenting Memes To Brighten Up The Day For Sleep Deprived Parents

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    Me after I've already cleaned the living room six times and someone decides to smash a pop tart into the couch and dump a box of crayons
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    Life Is The Pitts Family @LifePitts I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your 4yo goes walking by the room lugging a step stool nothing good is about to happen.
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    *Anywhere in public* Mom: Please don't touch anything Toddler: @PadPatrol
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad ME: Did you eat your entire Easter basket in 10 minutes?? SON: *Vibrating* I CAN THROUGH TIME.
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    When a toddler's feedback is so honest there's no recovery Zional Auto 101 -Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No, your face does. THE DAD
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    Me and my kid: *existing* My wife documenting it for Instagram 4- E THE DAD
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    Where did it go Mom @wherediditgomom *** 5 Ways to Handle Toddler Tantrums: -You can't -It's useless -Don't bother -Look at pictures from a year ago when they didn't act like this and remember the good times. -Scream with them
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    Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Raising kids is like being constantly surrounded by a tiny sales team. They're always trying to persuade you into doing or buying something. And they assume everything you say is just an opening offer.
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    My 5-year-old telling me a story about something that happened to him even though I was also there when it happened THE DAD R
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    Random person without kids: I heard boys are easier than girls. Parents of every boy: Hold my coffee. EVERY DAY COMFORT OUR COTTON COLLECTION HAS ARRIVED @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    When I cut out the screen time as a punishment and know it's gonna ruin the night for all of us It's not about winning. It's about sending a message. THE DAD
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    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Tweet Me: Mommy just needs a little space right now. Child [perched on top of my head]: Why? 4:26 PM 5/20/19 Twitter for iPhone 1. . ill View Tweet activity
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    Me, begging my toddler to eat so he can continue to live THE DAD Him, refusing because he's 3
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    You: breaking down Your kids: Can I have a Snack
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    Aice is my Christmas name -... @AliceTaylorM I was singing You Are My Sunshine to my 3 year old and he told me he hates that song. I said that's a shame because I use to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too".
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    Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal [reading The Night Before Christmas] son: what's a kerchief? daughter: what's a clatter? son: what's a sash? daughter: what are coursers? son: what's soot? daughter: what's a peddler? son: what's a thistle? me: *closing book* Santa is fake. It's all fake. Goodnight.
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    PARENTING AT 8AM PARENTING AT 8PM
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    Me apologizing to my toddler for raising my voice at him and I feel guilty because I'm so tired and I'm doing my best and I love him so much and want him to be happy and @momsconfession My toddler: Yes, very sad. Anyway
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.
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    Told my girls they're old enough to replace the toilet paper when the roll is empty. I was incorrect. @woodsie.tv
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    Laurazepam @andlikelaura Brain: eat that entire pizza Stomach: please don't Me: *eats pizza* Stomach: i hurt so much Me: i feel sick Brain: eat that dessert Me: okay Stomach: oh my god
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    M@thew @TweetPotato314 Doctor: hi my name is Juan and I'll be delivering your baby today Me: O.B. Juan you're our only hope lol Wife: leave the father's name off the birth certificate
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    your favorite dad @malcolmpyeung I told my daughter she can't have something and she gon say "okay let me ask mommy to make sure" 2:39 PM 1/20/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    When your wife gives birth but you don't feel the dad jokes kicking in and your neighbor has suddenly turned into a comedian: Hmm
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    My kid coming into the bathroom while I'm taking a dump to ask if he can eat a Family Size bag of chips for dinner simat Classic amily Size! @mommymemest
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    It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today and that's just for the alcohol.
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    Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt If you can't tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
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    me 10 mins into babysitting: i love children. can't wait to be a parent one day me 11 mins into babysitting:
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    When your helping dad fix the car to learn but all you learned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at CHOCH AN
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    Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego.
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    Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash NEWS IN PHOTOS July 8, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 27 Food News Lifestyle f OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE Mida INFANT
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    me @ my sons football games in 10 years:
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    Wife wanted 5 mins alone... This was outside her door 98
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    HOW IT HOW IT LOOKS FEELS 0:00
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    When you're trying to look nice, but you haven't slept in five years. closetoclassy.com @dose todassy
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    When you finally get your kid to sleep, then step on a loud toy on the way out RAMBLIN MAMA College No, God! Please! Nooooooooo!
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    When your kid has to pee immediately after you suit him up for snow play I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE TO @stamfordmommy
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    BATHROOM BREAK THEY WILL FIND YOU. howtobeadad.com DAD
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    Just about the scariest moment of your life:
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    Husband: "How were the kids today?" Me: RAMBLIN MAMA
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    WHEN YOU'VE YELLED AT YOUR KID EDTA AND YOU HEAR THEM MUTTERING IN THE NEXT ROOM
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    When my kids call my name right after I've sat down

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