Parenting Perfection: 45 Sunday Memes For Moms And Dads To Enjoy On Their Day Off

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    my kids 5 mins after they promised not to get the glitter paint all over themselves @jacana_mommy
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    Parents: "Yesss we get an extra hour of sleep!" Toddlers, waking up at 5am instead of 6am: Cynical Parent
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    kindminds_smarthearts @kindminds_ Baby wipes are to moms what duct tape is to dads.
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    WHEN YOU ARE LIKE, "YAY! WEEKEND!" AND THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CALENDAR AND REALIZE IT'S FULL OF KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES. @mommywinetime
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    When I cook my kids' dino nuggets in the air fryer instead of the microwave @momwithaboysname
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    Rommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail I've been married so long that my husband is mad that I ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.
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    Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Those that say "you should have the older kids help you make dinner to give you a break" clearly have never had kids help them make dinner.
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    Him, 8: Why is Mom so busy and you're just sitting there? My husband: Why are you trying to start something? @nochillpreschooler
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    Before kids. After kids.
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    The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm FYI parents, you can spend all the money on vacations you want, but come September when your kids' teachers ask about their summer, they're all going to describe that time they saw a bunny in the back yard. @21stcenturysahm
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    Me and my husband: Parenthood hasn't aged us that much. Also us in our 40's: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom I asked my husband to hand me my birth control while he was up and he brought me one of our kids instead. Well played
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    Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Before kids, I didn't understand the expression "I can't hear myself think." I get it now...
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    when your kid says, "watch this!" and you're already watching but keeps saying, "watch this!" WW130 REAL *TOUGH *DAD
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    My kids 20 minutes before bedtime: mom can I... Me: no @shepensblog
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    Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom My 3 year old had a tantrum earlier and afterwards he apologized for yelling at me. When I started to hug him, he said 'if you just did what I wanted I wouldn't get mad.' @oneawkwardmom Same, kid. Same.
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    Robert Knop @Father WithTwins 8yo: The internet is down. I'm going to go play at my friend's house Me: Ok, have fun! 8yo: *Leaves* Me: *Turns router back on*
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    When your sick kid wants to cuddle with you. RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Who I thought I'd be when I grew up... ...me now, as a grownup
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    my kids whenever i sit down for any reason @realtoughdad +4
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    What it looks like when I skip doing laundry for one weekend boredpanda.com
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    Mom Did My Hair Grandma Did Hair gapbagap.net Dad Did Hair Sibling Did Hair
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    this is where I keep the list of people I trust to babysit my kids mums ADVICE
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    When you tell your kid to do something: Are you really in charge here?
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    when you clean up your kids mess your kids: 10 -00 COM P PAR M 3 m 12 E Are you challenging me? Ave vi09222
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    Cydni Beer @cydbeer My husband almost fell down the stairs and now we are in a heated debate as to whether my gasp was out of fear for his safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout.
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    James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: Dad? Me: Yeah? 5: Were you alive in the 90's? Me: Yeah. 5: Were there dragons?
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    When my mother tries to judge my parenting, I remind her she did this. kathysisson.com @KathMomDo
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    Toddler: (n.) Emotionally unstable, pinte-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting back to a loveable creature.
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    ME: YOU WILL NOT DUMP YOUR DINNER ON THE FLOOR! MY TODDLER: VA Don't believe me, just watch! Accidental Super Mom
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad If someone were to replace my toddler with a drunk penguin, it would honestly take me at least an hour to realize
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    Toddlers, 11 minutes into their meltdown: THE DAD I'm mad, but I don't know at what anymore
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    Just when I think my kids have passed a phase and things will start getting easier: @with love_becca This is going to be our most dramatic season ever.
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    When you give your kid a cracker and tell them not to get crumbs everywhere L
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    Playtime is OVER
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    [bed time] Me: Your mom told you to stay in bed. 3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet Me: Scarier than Mom? 3: *goes to bed*
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    Where the Baby Food Ends Up " Under his chin Under his chin, but in blue
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    LEFT EXIT 12 Play with one of your hundreds of toys FELE Cry because you are/aren't being held My Baby EAST ST. WESTWOOD
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    My Baby Me, just trying to set my baby down for once
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    When your kid says mom for the 745th time Fb/crunchymama0128 BRUH.
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    WHEN YOU WANT YOUR TODDLER TO BOND WITH YOUR NEWBORN AND ALSO WANT YOUR NEWBORN TO SURVIVE YOUR TODDLER. MOMMY OWL
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    HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER FELT PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY YOUR TODDLER?
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    When you finally get a night out with the girls and you're rocking your hot mess mom look so hard. My Questionable Life
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    I hate it when I'm waiting for Mom to cook dinner, then I remember I am the Mom. 11 X ifunny.co

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