'He put the 3 minute rice in the pan and left [for] 1 hour': Entitled man-child nearly burns down the college dorm kitchen, learns the hard way how to cook

College kids learn life lessons the hard way. They learn that the metro stops running at some point in the night and that keeping up with your laundry is a full time job, but the hardest lessons college kids are forced to learn are in the kitchen. Nobody is a top-tier chef as a 20-something, but we all had to eat! Through burns, slices, and misshapen meals, college kids learn what to do (and most importantly, what not to do) in the kitchen.

However, when adult-babies head off to the collegiate world, their peers and roommates are usually the ones that have to pick up the pieces… just like mommy used to. In this next story, one man proved to his entire dorm that he was a useless mama's boy when it came to cooking. As if it could be possible to mess up a meal of instant rice, OP and his friends observed the entitlement nature of their dorm-mate who expected everyone else to cover for his insolence in the kitchen. Scroll for the full story of patience, pettiness, and the burnt rice heard 'round the campus.

For more sassy tales of pettiness, here's a story of a woman who pulled an uno reverse on the officer that wasted her time at a traffic stop by going on an unending monologue about her day.

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

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