9/10 Dentists Recommend These Memes: 34 Toothtastic Memes to Floss Your Funny Bone

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Nov 8, 2023 8:00 PM EST

Did anyone else forget their annual tooth cleaning? It's complimentary with my dental insurance, but it's already November and I seem to have put this off for 11 months... Or more. It's about time we all call up our dentist and make an appointment. 

The reason everyone puts off the dentist is because of the uncertainty. Even if you just book your free annual cleaning, they'll certainly bring up a whole laundry list of mouth problems that are suddenly threatening your life. Sorry Doc, but my gums are bleeding because you're stabbing them with a metal hook, not because I have advanced gingivitis. And perhaps your dentist doesn't try to sell you thousands of dollars worth of cosmetic dental work, and if that's the case, you better secure a meeting with them soon. Like your one stable, kind, single friend, the good ones are hard to find. Scroll onward to enjoy this selection of dentistry memes that 9/10 doctors recommend.

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  • 01
    Dentist: your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough Also dentist:
    via @dental_school_moments
  • 02
    I email my dentist twice a day To: dentist Cc/Bcc, From: Subject: At it again (+)
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  • 03
    Dentist: and how is school by the way?
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  • 04
    *Stabs your gums 30 times* Dentist: you're bleeding because you don't floss Right WRONG Pod
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  • 05
    Dentist: And when was your last cleaning? Me:
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  • 06
    you the guy she told you not to worry about
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  • 07
    *stabs your gums* Dentist: "you're bleeding because you don't floss" K
    via @dental_school_moments
  • 08
    Me: My tooth hurts when I Dentist: So you're in constant pain then
    via @dental_school_moments
  • 09
    When you promised your dentist you'd start flossing Riz JESTLEMANIA
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  • 10
    Dentists: you have molars, premolars, central incisors, laterals, and canines Patients: Tooth is Tooth-
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  • 11
    Dentist: Your teeth are so white Her: How white are they? Teeth: Mayonnaise is spicy Dentist: Pretty freaking white
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  • 12
    ME, CLAIMING TO HAVE BEEN FLOSSING REGULARLY MY DENTIST -MY-PROFUSELY BLEEDING GUMS N
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  • 13
    Time spent at the dentist getting your teeth done trying to answer their questions with their fingers in your mouth
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  • 14
    When you leaving the dentist after getting a filling
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  • 15
    Just left the dentist he said all of my teeth look like this
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  • 16
    EATLIVER.COM Now I am going to stab your gums with a sharp metal hook... Then I'll say "You wouldn't be bleeding if you flossed more."
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  • 17
    The worst 45 seconds of your life.
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  • 18
    Patient: well the tooth didn't hurt until you touched it! Dentist:
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  • 19
    Dentist: This is going to hurt, okay? Patient: Okay Dentist: He doesn't like you back... straumanngroup
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  • 20
    A new toothpaste is released Dentists :
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  • 21
    When you promised your dentist you'd start flossing GELO JESTLEMANIA
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  • 22
    DENTIST: WE FINALLY FIXED YOUR TEETH *CARD DECLINES* DENTIST: @BOXING.PEAK 15 using an amg jah Vepos LIGULA EVERLAST WE
    via @boxing.peak
  • 23
    Me when a patient says they finally bought an electric toothbrush. / RIP PLAQUE ashleykearart
    via @ashleykearart
  • 24
    Pt @dentistry.memes Dentist saying everything looks good Hygienist who told pt their periodontium is on the brink of death
    via @dentistry.memes
  • 25
    Dentists when patients say they brush and floss every day Dentists as soon as the patient opens their mouth
    via @dental_school_moments
  • 26
    1/10 Dentists Colgate 9/10 Dentists
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  • 27
    Me: My wife left me, I lost my job, life what am I doing wrong? Dentist: *rips off therapist costume* IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T FLOSS
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  • 28
    Dentist: So how is everything going? Me:
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  • 29
    Luke Mones @LukeMones DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you! DENTIST: looks good!
    via @lukemones
  • 30
    When the dentist's punk assistant aint doing their one job with the suction tube so you're just there like
    via @dental_school_moments
  • 31
    Denist: Open up please Me: Sometimes I get sad @MNSM_DAIL
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  • 32
    Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Me: Bro, you were THERE.
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  • 33
    Dentist: so how's your day going? Me:
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  • 34
    Mom: The dentist isn't that bad The screaming kid from the other room:
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