24 Hilarious Twitter Confessions From Guilty Parties

We've all accumulated dirty little secrets over the course of our long lives. Most of them are harmless, and some of them are hilarious. That's the genius conceit behind @fesshole, a Twitter account that lets users anonymously share their funniest secrets, for all of us to enjoy. Nobody gets hurt.

Here's a confession of my own. I was living with a roommate I didn't know that well. We had both a dishwasher and a washer/dryer in the kitchen (flex). My roommate pointed out that the dishes weren't getting as clean as they usually did. I noticed that the dishwashing tablets had not been used for a while, but that the laundry detergent pods were diminishing quickly. I soon surmised that she had been using laundry detergent pods in the dishwasher. I never told her. I just kept re-doing the dishes with the correct pods. I didn't have the heart to embarrass her. Am I in the wrong?

Posted by JR Atkinson

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