24 Hilarious Twitter Confessions From Guilty Parties

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Nov 8, 2023 7:00 PM EST

We've all accumulated dirty little secrets over the course of our long lives. Most of them are harmless, and some of them are hilarious. That's the genius conceit behind @fesshole, a Twitter account that lets users anonymously share their funniest secrets, for all of us to enjoy. Nobody gets hurt.

Here's a confession of my own. I was living with a roommate I didn't know that well. We had both a dishwasher and a washer/dryer in the kitchen (flex). My roommate pointed out that the dishes weren't getting as clean as they usually did. I noticed that the dishwashing tablets had not been used for a while, but that the laundry detergent pods were diminishing quickly. I soon surmised that she had been using laundry detergent pods in the dishwasher. I never told her. I just kept re-doing the dishes with the correct pods. I didn't have the heart to embarrass her. Am I in the wrong?