49 Tantalizing Tweets From Twitter Users Who Won't Call it X (November 11, 2023)

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    Marti Lawrence @Marti_L THE DARK KNIT 5:34 PM 2023-10-30 from Earth 49.7K Views 348 Reposts 49 Quotes 2.1K Likes 15 Bookmarks
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    spooky sarah @sablaah ugh. boss just asked if I could put in a few extra hours in the lab tonight. we're on a crazy deadline and "someone's gotta make sure the monster stays on the slab" the monster's not going anywhere! he's literally chained to the slab!!! this 6:02 PM 2023-10-30 from Earth 285K Views 576 Reposts 11 Quotes 6.9K Likes 64 Bookmarks
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    He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn Personally I'm glad monster truck doesn't mean the same thing as clown car 8:57 AM 2022-07-08 40 Reposts 1 Quote 134 Likes 3 Bookmarks
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    Francis Dolarhyde Insights (Doug Vin... @Douggernaut_2 this is terrifying because normally dog eyes don't do that Matt Landsman @MattLandsman 3d One of the most chilling images in all of cinema 2:19 PM 2023-10-21 from Earth 700K Views 1,867 Reposts 8 Quotes 21.6K Likes 222 Bookmarks
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    you might also relate... @hrtapp I wanna watch spooky movies with you 4:57 PM 2023-10-09 1.4M Views 5,153 Reposts 385 Quotes 23.6K Likes 486 Bookmarks
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    horse dentist @equine_dentist don't invite me to the function unless this is the vibe 3:36 PM 2023-10-09 153K Views . 1,017 Reposts 19 Quotes 7,575 Likes 97 Bookmarks :
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    non aesthetic things @Pictures FoIder Sid from IceAge be like: 5:40 PM 2023-10-09 from Earth 4.9M Views 7,005 Reposts 270 Quotes 107K Likes 807 Bookmarks
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    Kwite @Kwite i identify as whatever the bit calls for, i am transjester 12:01 PM 2023-10-10 from Earth 358K Views 3,124 Reposts 183 Quotes 18.9K Likes 521 Bookmarks
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    tiny fairy tales ++ @tinyfairytales lately I'm trying to love myself the way I love the sky. and trees. and how wild blackberries taste, still warm with sun. the way I love my sister, and summer storms. nature made these things, right? and it made me, too, right? so why not love me, too? why not forgive me, too? 7:53 PM 2023-06-29 98.2K Views 576 Reposts 19 Quotes 2,018 Likes 184 Bookmarks
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    Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil "it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most 5:41 PM 2022-10-16 1,466 Reposts 32 Quotes 11.8K Likes 61 Bookmarks
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    rose @SAKIRØSE work emails are turn-based combat 2:13 PM 2023-10-11 from Earth 403K Views 6,333 Reposts 280 Quotes 17.7K Likes 522 Bookmarks
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    yasmin @ycsmin liv @_hiphoptalk how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test 10:42 PM 6/2/20 - Twitter for iPhone . . ... 5:16 AM 2023-10-12 29.8K Views 349 Reposts 5 Quotes 1,742 Likes 34 Bookmarks
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    Slothmom @Casey Explosion 10h Help me Only One Pierogi, you're my only hope 27 Papa Woof und Krampus....16h ONLY ONE PIEROGI PER CHILD 539 4,225 ₁135K
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    DELEINE WILDLIFE CONSERVATION Oklahoma Department of Wildlife... @OKWildlife Dept Your house is not haunted, there's a raccoon in your attic. And that is much, much worse. 11:02 AM 2023-10-19 from Earth 56.4K Views 515 Reposts 54 Quotes 3,838 Likes 21 Bookmarks
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    jackson @placed onto oven has a Window, microwave too, you can see All the way through a blender, but the Dish washer, oh No you could Never see in there, they Refuse to let us See what's going on in there 5:51 PM 2023-10-11 61.6K Views . 308 Reposts 11 Quotes 3,150 Likes 50 Bookmarks
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    B☆ @theebrandyn 17h "First I suggest you pack your toothbrush... get your socks, your shaving kit, your underwear, your prophylactics if you think you need em & get yo out of my nest!" 14 1765 . 3,936 1M
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    Satan @s8n *doorbell rings* Who is it? Sup baby girl it's ya boy 8:30 PM 2023-10-11 from Earth 1.8M Views 7,299 Reposts 79 Quotes 92K Likes 538 Bookmarks
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    WIKIPEDIA depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki gonna infect you with this Spooky toxin 3D structure of spooky toxin 4:46 PM 2023-10-12 from Earth 47.2K Views 222 Reposts 10 Quotes 1,561 Likes 33 Bookmarks
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    George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way. 11:50 PM 2023-06-04-284K Views 1,617 Reposts 34 Quotes 10.5K Likes 44 Bookmarks
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    stephanie @beatsbysteph turned my emo phase into a career, call that LinkedIn Park 7:08 PM 2023-09-14 32.7K Views 110 Reposts 5 Quotes 755 Likes 8 Bookmarks
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    Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle that scene in addams family values when gomez comes out of the delivery room and the family asks 'is it a boy or a girl?' and gomez says 'ITS AN ADDAMS' is pretty dang progressive when you think about it that was 1993 and gomez is already schooling everyone on gender 6:59 PM 2023-10-12 357K Views 2,002 Reposts 27 Quotes 20.7K Likes 345 Bookmarks
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    tatum @planetgraves (Jealous of the blood in your veins) So it gets to be with you all of the time and I don't 10:40 PM 2023-10-12 from Earth 54.5K Views 290 Reposts 15 Quotes 1,610 Likes 83 Bookmarks ...
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    m @liIpochaco i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern 3:18 PM 2023-10-12 from Earth 97.1K Views 355 Reposts 21 Quotes 1,910 Likes 76 Bookmarks
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    ? @aliyahInterlude i'm so glad i was born in this generation cuz imagine having to use a map to go to popeyes ... 8:36 PM 2023-10-13 971K Views 2,111 Reposts 212 Quotes 35.2K Likes 412 Bookmarks
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    Niecey @nielenciagas Can yall imagine if our eyes closed hotdog style instead of hamburger style 9:09 PM 2023-10-03 1.1M Views 2,619 Reposts 1,721 Quotes 17.5K Likes 614 Bookmarks
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    Pirate Posting @pirate_posting Ocean spoilers I I I . . THERE BE SEVEN OF THEM??? 3:30 PM 2023-10-04 171K Views 1,541 Reposts 17 Quotes 11.8K Likes 159 Bookmarks
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    Southern @Southern As I sit here reading news of the bed bug infestation in Paris, I couldn't help but wonder, when will there be a man in bed for me to bug? 12:58 AM 2023-10-04 401K Views . 835 Reposts 21 Quotes 9,102 Likes 107 Bookmarks
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    WIKIPEDIA TTT depths of wikipedia @depthsofw.... 13h the only man on english wikipedia to contain each of the individual words "be", "bisexual", "eat", "hot", "chip", "and", and "lie" is George Orwell. do with this info what you wish 84 George Orwell 3,155 21.4K ₁ 462K
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    VERIFIED DRUNK Xerifried Drunk ™ⓇⒸ @Verified Drunk Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No, I have a bunch more stuff to get, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far. 8:08 PM 2023-10-04- 2,151 Views 25 Reposts 74 Likes
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    ! @northstardoll National Alert are you mad at me 7:57 PM 2023-10-05 165K Views 1,248 Reposts 26 Quotes 6,542 Likes 129 Bookmarks 7m ago
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    little special™ @dollbunyan I'm going to start a candy company that just makes edible versions of the stuff I'm not allowed to eat (mahjong tiles, large pillar candles, various gems and rocks,) 12:20 PM 2023-10-05 107K Views 247 Reposts 13 Quotes 3,394 Likes 53 Bookmarks
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    Elisa Gabbert @egabbert There's a genre of poem I think of as "All my little things are very special, in the sunlight. I've had a little drink" 4:52 PM 2023-10-05 150K Views 267 Reposts 23 Quotes 2,530 Likes 146 Bookmarks
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    أراكني Arachne @xXxArachnexXx if i were a they 10:28 AM 2023-10-05 1.1M Views . 3,249 Reposts 714 Quotes 28.7K Likes 580 Bookmarks UC
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    Nolan David @theniftytable The Most T4T Cis Couple in All of Fiction kylelayseggs @wetwalrus31.3d who's your favorite noncanon Igtbq+ character? 2:42 PM 2023-10-05 from Earth 494K Views 3,042 Reposts 87 Quotes 16K Likes 666 Bookmarks :
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    huntigula @huntigula *Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* "WE NEED MONEY, 2:10 PM 2013-12-26 4,469 Reposts 22 Quotes 8,311 Likes 3 Bookmarks "!"
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    child of earth and starry heaven @earthcounter "sharks are older than the north star" is now the worst fact i know 9:38 PM 2023-10-05 134K Views 220 Reposts 59 Quotes 2,123 Likes 157 Bookmarks
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    Brendan Craves Yer Brains @bf_crane It wasn't until I got online that I learned that most people watch the X-Files as a slow burn love story. Every comment and post is like "look at how he *looks* at herrrrr." This isn't Romeo and Juliet, it's about a high functioning autistic man and his Catholic social worker. 6:27 PM 2023-10-06 30.8K Views 86 Reposts 10 Quotes 828 Likes 33 Bookmarks
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    Chill Tea @ChillTeaAmirite i'm so cringe ELF ON A SHELF 3:53 PM 2023-10-06 376K Views 2,230 Reposts 99 Quotes 23.2K Likes 814 Bookmarks
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    Gail Carriger @gailcarriger My favorite Venn diagram. Classic go-to villains Pirates Vampires Wearing these shirts Stealing from peasants 4,330 Reposts 254 Quotes Living in castles 1:12 PM 2023-10-06 from Earth 340K Views 16.6K Likes 499 Bookmarks Princes 8
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    Kinking It With Kindness @kinkinwkindness til "vampire load" is the term for the wasteful electricity your appliances use when you have them plugged in when you're not using them i must confess, that was not the first thing i thought of when i heard the phrase 2:05 PM 2022-12-04 23 Reposts 1 Quote 56 Likes
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone 14h waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again 20 3,375 38.6K 774K ↑
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    Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred If owned an Italian restaurant, in October would change the menu to say "fettucine afraido" and "garlic dread" and "boocatini". I would go out of business, but it would be worth it. 4:42 PM 2023-10-08 1.2M Views 2,066 Reposts 112 Quotes 24.1K Likes 402 Bookmarks
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    Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania" 2:47 AM 2016-09-24 2,834 Reposts 64 Quotes 9,471 Likes 150 Bookmarks
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    lily zella jackson @lilyzella All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn't do that 4:22 AM 2023-10-08 343K Views 1,234 Reposts 34 Quotes 12.8K Likes 120 Bookmarks
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    computer man @gloomfather Peekaboo culture is so toxic. This dude just straight up disappeared behind his hands mid conversation and then shows up again like it's no big deal? And yeah I'm giggling and it's funny as . But that does NOT make this kind of behavior okay 12:40 PM 2023-09-20. 1.1M Views 7,897 Reposts 133 Quotes 47.5K Likes 1,147 Bookmarks
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    plantydirt @plantydirt 16h- I like what they're suggesting here 11 199 TALIA ALFAIRE SPALDING 2,289 ₁60.3K
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    Benny Feldman @Feldfrog ... They should have a thing called Cool Libraries where you can talk really loud, and maybe have a few beers. Reading out loud to your homies sitting pretzel style in a circle, they each have a 6 pack. Doing fun voices and sound effects. The homies are chiming in, riffing, laughing 9:52 PM 2023-10-09 73.1K Views 167 Reposts 8 Quotes 2,199 Likes 51 Bookmarks

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