30 Authentic Memes Unveiling the Unfiltered Reality of Parenthood

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    When you get to work and immediately get a call from the school nurse
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    When the kids go to bed but you are on a diet Doritos ПАСНО CHEESE Me
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    My kids at 7am: What's for breakfast? Can I play Xbox? What are we doing today? What's blue plus blue make? Me:
  • 04
    My teenage son telling me he doesn't need a haircut
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    Mom: do not touch my scissors 6 yr. old me later that day:
  • 06
    Me googling the answer to every one of my son's 4th grade math questions.
  • 07
    My wife hates being embarrassed so we surprised her at the airport WELCOME HOME FROM PRISON мом
  • 08
    Joanna Gaines with 27 kids, 5 businesses a barnful of animals and a line at Target vs Me with 2 kids and an Instagram account Cype
  • 09
    Sister welcomes newborn sibling to the family
  • 10
    WHEN YOUR KID IS TALKIN BACK LIKE THEY'RE GROWN AND YOU GOTTA CONNECT WITH JESUS BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID.
  • 11
    Wife wanted 5 mins alone... This was outside her door
  • 12
    I told my daughter she couldn't go see the Barbie movie because it's PG-13 and she's 9. She was like "the PG stands for parental guidance. You're my parent, so guide me to the movies."
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    When you had a long day destroying your moms house.
  • 14
    when I see another mom gritting angry-whispering her teeth and at her kid in the store Oooo, I'like her.
  • 15
    SON: DAD WHO IS A MAN. DAD: A MAN TAKES CARE OF HIS FAMILY SON: ONE DAY I'M GONNA BE A MAN LIKE MY MOM DAD: 0
  • 16
    Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me.... But this Psycho is hereditary Good Guys prenez robins
  • 17
    Him: Do you need help with the kids? Me: Nah, totally got this.
  • 18
    Me: Hi. I'd like to book a two nights' stay. This is an asylum. Not a hotel. Representative: Me: I know.
  • 19
    10yo me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm I need glue for my project due tomorrow
  • 20
    Me: I'm going to get so much done while the kids are in school. Me, while the kids are in school:
  • 21
    Other moms cruising by in their white Land Rovers with fake lashes and fresh blowouts and I'm getting the mail like...
  • 22
    I'm not an early bird or a night owl...I'm more of a permanently exhausted chicken
  • 23
    When you start explaining to the dads at the park how to cook perfect ribs on the smoker @checkyourkid
  • 24
    When the car says "5 miles till empty" but you've been driving with 3 kids for 6 hours
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    When I have to cough while laying next to my sleeping child but I'd rather choke on my own spit than wake them up SPICYDISASTERMAMA
  • 26
    Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day... Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, "Nobody likes yogurt."
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    Signing my kids up for another activity that I know is going to s k the life outta me. D Thereby unto Frsur afitch of the ane voice, for all eternity.
  • 28
    when you finally lose your stand your kids look at you like they aren't the ones that did this to you.
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    Every time I clean the house My kids: WE'RE HERE TO F CKS TUP
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids A mom friend texted me AT 9PM to see if I wanted to go for a drink THAT SAME NIGHT so I guess she's on d gs

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