'That's just a right of passage [in the restaurant biz]': Servers share their most embarrassing workplace slip ups and fails

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    Posted by u/Kelibenn 1 day ago Committed One of the Worst Acts Medium As a bit of a back story, I work in fine dining as a server/bartender at a fancy- schmancy steak house.
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    I worked 60 hours this week, with only one off day, and one of my early out nights was taken away due to my coworker cutting off the tip of her finger. I was serving this Saturday night, and I came into the shift fueled with anxiety.
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    Already off to a bad start. I had a 9 top coming in to celebrate a woman's 60th birthday. We offer a decoration service, so the entire table was decked out with balloons, candles, special plates and chargers, and even a table runner. Very extra.
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    They come from the bar with drinks, and I go over the menu with them immediately. I grabbed orders for second rounds and head right over to the bar. In my mind, I'm trying to get over the anxiety and tell myself that everything is going to run smooth.
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    Wrong. So wrong. I come back to the table with the drinks on my tray, and I bet you can tell where this is heading. This table was of course in the tightest spot possible, and I have tiny t-Rex arms.
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    I'm going to give this man his beer, and while I'm doing that, the entire tray of drinks dumps onto the back of the birthday girls back. Humiliating. So humiliating. I still had other tables, and they watched the entire thing. I composed myself. Told her that we actually have a hair dryer and I could get her clothing dry immediately.
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    She was so nice and patient, and I truly was so un-derseving of her positive attitude. The only win that came out of this was me catching the red wine lol.
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    The rest of the night ran smooth thank god. I'm surprised I did not cry, because I am a sensitive soul and super hard on myself. So anyways, all of this to say tell me your f ups. Tell me the worst atrocity that you've committed in your serving career.
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    catlvr18 1 day ago . Once I dropped an entire glass of ice water on an 80+ yr old man. I was so apologetic and his son kept reassuring me it was alright. The old man was unfazed and told me "at least it wasn't hot coffee". Table was super smooth after that. You're fine. Don't let it wear on you, stuff happens.
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    20 mickeyslim 22 hr. ago Nine Years I did the hot coffee once. It was by far the most embarrassing moment in my serving career, possibly my whole life. . I was 18 working in a café. A very good-looking woman in a white dress comes in, orders a latte, and sits down with a book at the corner
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    table. We had very tight table and even with none around it was a tight squeeze. She was facing rhe window away from me and at the last second I caught my foot on a chair and hot coffee goes down her back, over her white dress...
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    ... and she was super chill about it. I couldn't believe it. I offered to help pay for dry cleaning or whatever and apologized profusely. She went into the bathroom and cleaned up and I was to embarassed to say anything else to her until she left.
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    twistedchristian. 1 day ago When I was younger the whole family went out to a restaurant for dinner, eight of us with the grandparents. Out comes the big tray of waters... And halfway through, the guy dumps the tray onto my grandma. She was unhappy, but she put on a brace face to salvage the evening.
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    After a rough cleanup the guy comes back out with another tray of waters... And immediately dumps it onto my grandma again. She was not able to hold her composure.
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    bojenny 21 hr. ago I knocked over 3 beer bottles on a tray and they poured out on a baby. A baby.
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    . DJBarber89 1 day ago . edited 23 hr. ago Ah, that's just a right of passage. You got through it so congrats! Could be worse, I spilt a 22oz beer on a baby once. I also dropped a full beer into a lady's purse in front of Paul Walker
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    i was trying to make it right and got the bartender to refire her items on the fly. where she was seated was literally three feet behind the service well, i basically just had to grab the drink and pivot. except we were still slammed, so i loaded up my tray full of drinks and figured i would just drop hers off first.
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    wrong. i somehow lost my balance in the middle of walking the two steps to her and spilled like three glasses of sangria all down the back of this poor girl. at that point there was no saving anything. we just gave the whole table complimentary champagne and comped the tab.
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    bluevioletta 1 day ago • edited 1 day ago I haven't been a server for 20+ years but I am in hospitality still and I think people will enjoy this tale of me fing up. When I was much much younger, I worked in a fine dining restaurant. Allow me to set the scene.
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    The enclosed patio outside had a river rock floor. The dishes were heavy AF. We had to clear the entire table in one go, as you do. I had a party of 8 that had just finished eating. All 115 pounds of me (at the time, I weep), was trying to clear the table. I load up as many plates as I can. The guests, all eager to help, start my stacking on my tray. I
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    finally firmly tell them to stop because I'm pretty sure that tray weighs half as much as me already. So. I squat. I get that massive ass tray situated on my shoulder and I stand the k up. The tray is bowing on both ends. The whole situation is precarious. I'm praying.
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    Some hole at the table decides to say, "I got one more for you!" BOOM!!!! A thousand heavy plates smashing off of river rock, in an enclosed patio. The earth stood still.
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    djrollface 1 day ago I've spilled on people 3 times. One was no biggie but one was bad (spilled on a girl dressed up to go to the theater) and the other was horrific:
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    I'm 18, just two weeks into my new job at starbucks. Dad and daughter come up to counter. Daughter (3/4 years old) is in front, sucking on the counter top, so she was probably ~3 foot. Dad orders largest black coffee we have. The ... is fresh and the literal hottest thing served, 200+ degrees. Daughter has box of apple juice on the counter.
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    I stupidly set the fresh coffee down closer to me, with the juice behind it, reach OVER the coffee to grab the juice box to scan, bumping the coffee with my arm in the process. The lid pops off, and the just kin DOUSES her entire body. She's wearing some little dress with spaghetti straps. She screams bloody murder. And I honestly don't remember much more. I
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    felt so actually worried I'd be charged by the family. king horrible and That's my worst spill story to date. I hope I never top that. And I hope that girl doesn't have any scars from it* (but I can't think about that, honestly)
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    EquivalentSign2377 - 1 day ago I was doing opening store training for a chain restaurant and it was friends and family night. My trainee and I were lucky enough to get the Budweiser reps and their wives and they tip really well! However, I had broken off my front 4 teeth a couple of days before and had the chicklet temps in (this was the 90s, no
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    same day implants, you had to wait a couple of weeks for them to make them and these were always loose), Anyways, my trainee was super nervous and really not ready to talk to people or hand out food so I was leading on this table. So as I was giving one of the wives her food and joking around with them I said something and to my horror,
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    my front tooth shot out of my mouth and landed in her mashed potatoes! I calmly took the plate back, grabbed my tooth and put it back in and said how about some shots on the house while I get you a new plate of food! Everyone laughed, they had their shots and I got my new teeth a week later!
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    . Temporary_Cold_1579 · 1 day ago One time I was clearing the table of 3 girls celebrating one's birthday and they had been sooo nice. A bowl of salsa slipped off a plate I was holding and landed on the floor next to them. Whooo... close one but just a simple clean up right? When I looked up I realized it had somehow projected back up from the floor exorcist style and
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    floor exorcist style and DRENCHED the birthday girl. It was in her hair, dripping off her eyelashes, all over her clothes, the ceiling, the booth, the window....and they were dressed to go out afterwards. Thankfully they were still so nice about it and we comped their meals and bought them dessert and they left a $30 tip but I have never felt so awful.
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    The weird thing is that the man that had sat at the booth right before them was joking with me about spilling something on him and I was like..."that's one thing I haven't checked off my server nightmare bingo card yet!" Then I made a joke about how I shouldn't have said that out loud. Very next table....bingo square get checked.
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    arizonaartist. 1 day ago I dropped a full glass of cranberry juice on a girl on her way to prom.

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