37 Memes for Slouching Toward Oblivion

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    5:47 1 < 69 M Mom > Today 5:41 PM Want to meet us at Chili's for half price appetizers and violence? Since it's Wednesday 5G What do you mean and violence Delivered
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    "gifted" child Ay نہیں ہیں "gifted" child mentally ill adult M
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    HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND I STOOD UP TOO FAST AGAIN
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    Don't call yourself a country fan if you don't know who this is
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    marinememes Follow Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean sneakygreenbean Follow FK THESE SIX FISH IN PARTICULAR NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT
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    Sorry I can't talk today. I talked to people yesterday.
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    Bisexuals be like "IDK why my back hurts", then sit like a Skyrim Jarl 20. VD
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    My dog decided it was time to go to bed about twenty minutes ago. Off he went. I stayed on the couch, ya know, as is my right. he just walked back in here and looked at me like "did I stutter? It is time for us to go TO BED." Welp, good night, y'all.
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    Fixing a boo boo as a kid Fixing a boo boo as an adult
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    Coworker: Everyone says you're really unapproachable Me: @officialworkmemes And yet here you are
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    THIS IS A FINE PLACE TO HAVE A NER- NOUS BREAKDOWN!
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    aster @AsterShock bruh i just saw this now i can't unsee it
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    matresist Follow The passer-through-walls (Le Passe-muraille) sculpture in the Paris Catacombs. 3-chimps-taped-together Follow some french guy: you know what would be I up to see in the catacombs
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    Me every time I go to someone's house and they have dogs
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    The horrors are never ending Yet I remain silly
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    ava! @f41rygf "how are you" i want to disappear without an explanation thank u for your concern 8:04 PM-2021-06-24 Twitter for iPhone ⠀ 356 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,006 Likes
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    Oh Common Swift (Apus apus) I'm just feeling real low b x & Já 0 xá remain airborne for 10 straight months without landing - eating, sleeping, and even mating mid-air I CAN Oh , for real? ¤ Ja $
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    behind every successful woman is a DOG who follows her to the bathroom.
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    Large Dog Breeds Shadow Daddies Fast and the Furriest Kevin Large Carl Stay Fluffed Marshmallow 21M Woof LU Land Seal obvious plant Drug Narc Barky Bark and the Funky Bunch Nice Try, Horse
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    Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge My favorite type of Halloween decor is Biologically Dubious Skeletons
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    A always B be C Crab Rangooning A сна
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    Forget your zodiac sign I want to know which Richard Scarry car you'd drive @keepon_creepinon
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    *Pet tries to sleep* Me: REVISBALOK Congratulations! You are being loved! Please do not resist
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    Sam Ferenchak @sferenchak obsessed with this subreddit where people complain about recipes because of their own substitutions Reply Carrots have waaaaaay to much sugar so replaced them with shredded kale. Cake turned out rather nasty so two stars. Unsure what went wrong but its to dry also. Helpful (0) Report Reply Hide Replies Betty Crocker Brand Response January 9, 2025 We'd definitely recommend preparing March 3, 2018 at 3:45 am Hi Jessica. just curios, could I change the coconut with shredde
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    i do not want a "job" or to go to "college", i want to live in the mountains with a pretty girl and a black cat and make stew for dinner and paint pictures of her in oil paints and sell wood carvings and potatoes at the market.
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    Do you... ...wake up and scream? ...feel like a husk of your former self? ...want to burrow underground and forget it all? VEN If you answered YES to any of these questions, you might be a cicada! (Or maybe it's just Monday)
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    thank you for changing my life i'm literally a crab rangoon
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    bird photography. Join Group post by Nicole Wilde Jun 6 - It can be extremely difficult to capture the beauty and elegance with which an osprey takes off. So glad I was able to nail it.
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    vacuumssuck French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it alltimekxylx i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard neuxue this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire tsukidaisy i've had e9 of this kurota-haruka THIS POST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE I DON'T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY
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    FOUND: Cat was on my porch this morning. Ate 3 big cans of tuna. Was muddy from the rain, so I gave him a bath. If you know of anyone who is missing a Tabby (?) in East Santa Rosa, tell them to PM me.
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    @northstardoll Self-fulfillment needs . 8:09 PM 2022-03-08 Twitter for iPhone Psychological Making my weird little needs noises 30K Retweets 1,896 Quote Tweets 150K Likes Basic needs
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    fish want me fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me WOMEN WANT ME THE MINDS OF FISH ARE UNKNOWABLE women want me THE FISH AND I HAVE ENTERED AN UNEASY ALLIANCE AGAINST WOMEN THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE 700 VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT THE AUTHEN SNAPBACK SON WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR ME women fear me WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEAST DARE MAKES A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EA
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    *sigh*clops @aotakeo [holding my brain upside down, shaking out its pockets] gimme your serotonin nerd
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    Brie Only In Theaters July 21 #Duty Comm
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    David Hughes @david8hughes [finishes petting my dog] My dog: no you have not
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    alright. here. is the deal. i support and love you. til the end. of time, and you..... give me. that cheese stick
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    عهده are u ok no.. every single task overwhelms me. Existing feels like a chore. There is so much uncertainty in present and in future. I am losing it 8

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