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'He was begging for mercy': Pranksters get 'uno-reversed' by a passing cyclist, getting the scare of a lifetime after throwing rocks at a him

Pranks can easily go too far when you're young and dumb. Spurred by the jests and jeers of their fellow kin, kids don't have the restraint to resist being little dirt bags.  Who's going to teach them a lesson? But how can we, as civilized citizens of the world, help teens and kids learn when they've gone too far with a prank? Scare them straight, of course. 

In our next story, one man took it upon himself to teach a group of young hooligans the difference between right and wrong when it comes to social civility in public and if it were one of my kids he imposed his teachings on, I'd buy that man a beer. 

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  • When a prank goes way too far, for instance if pranksters start irreversibly damaging property or hurting bystanders, that's the moment that it's everyone's duty to set the record straight. For example, if you caught a couple of kids throwing rocks at passersby, that might be the time to trn back and say something to them. 

  • Well when u/karnasaurus, an avid cyclist and part-time civil servant, felt a couple stone hit his back while riding his bike in the streets of London, he turned to find a group of kiddos that could use a stern talking to… Or perhaps he could make this a teachable moment they'd never forget. Scroll for the full tale of how one guy channeled his inner madman in order to teach a few kids a valuable life lesson. 

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    Posted by 21 hours ago r/pettyrevenge. u/karnasaurus So you like to throw stones at passing cyclists? Prepare for the fright of your young life.
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    This happened around 2010. I was cycling around Harringay, Green Lanes where I lived at the time. The area is gentrified now but at the time it was considered to be a bit rough by London standards. Those familiar with the area know that there are narrow alleyways that connect up all the side roads, off of Green Lanes.
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    So as I'm cycling, I pass one of these alleyways and see a group of rowdy kids messing around inside the alley. There are four of them, aged maybe 11-12 and they are making alot of noise, as kids do. As I cycle past, they go all quiet. I turn my head and catch one of them throwing a stone at me,
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    which bounces off my back. This is followed by an explosion of laughter and jeering. Now, I remember being a kid, and the lengths that kids go to to entertain their friends. To be honest, I wasn't even that mad. But in that moment I decide to make this a teachable moment for the little I, and to make sure that he will never forget me.
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    So I pretend to lose my mind. I toss my bike to the road, turn and sprint at them full-speed, to quickly cover the 10-15 meters between us. At the same time, I scream in a pretend rage and wind my arm back, like I'm about to deliver a WWE haymaker and end a young life or two. They
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    barely have time to register what's going on. Three of them scatter like cockroaches, but the one who threw the stone freezes in his tracks. He kind of just collapses against a wall with his arms outstreched, babbling and begging for mercy. I put my face
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    right next to his and whisper "I'm only joking kid". The kid blinks for a second, and then promptly starts to wail loudly, like he's carrying the burden of the world on his little shoulders. I walked away feeling like I had done the world a small service.
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    FoolishStone 19 hr. ago "I'm only joking kid". Well done! I would have added, "... but the next guy might not be. Don't be stupid."
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    Foggy_Radish 20 hr. ago If that were my kid being an , I wouldn't have any problem with you doing this to him. You did fine.
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    Current-Read 20 hr. ago Honnestly sometimes kids need the ... scared outa them to realize they where the little _.... that deserved it
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    Ucyless 15 hr. ago Had you actually been crazy, those kids would've been 1. Lesson well learned. 3 Reply Share JackOfAllMemes 13 hr. ago They got lucky
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    BeautifulPhantom1 20 hr. ago Justified, perfect, and a lesson they likely won't soon forget. ↑ ⁹1 Reply Share JstytheMonk 19 hr. ago He won't forget it, but the other three might not learn a good lesson from it.
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    2FatC 18 hr. ago You definitely did the cycling world a huge service. Totally justified. Hope the wretched little p ssed himself. And because I'm not a hypocrite, I'm guilty of participating in making a giant snowball (in the 3rd grade) that we rolled down a hill onto a road at recess. Oh my lord, did the recess lady rip us a new one! "You could have caused a wreck and hurt someone blah blah blah I'm telling your parents."
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    Ok, true, but third graders don't have very good patience or aim. We missed by 10 feet or more. I knew I was in for a major scolding when mom used my full name when I arrived home from school... "Mary-Martha Snowblower, I received a call from Principal Henry...".
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    And in my house, it was double whammy because when dad gets home...so two lectures and no dessert ended my brief reign as a prankster.
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    Piddy3825 20 hr. ago petty revenge - best served with mock rage that make a kid cry... Reply Share 23 satanic-frijoles 20 hr. ago I like that tactic! Bet he had to go shake some out of his pants legs after that scary encounter with a madman!
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    Draco9630 11 hr. ago If my son did that to you, and you did that to him? I'd buy you drink. Or a joint. Whatever man, just let me shake your hand and thank you.
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    gleobeam 13 hr. ago He'll always wonder what a stranger might do. Good on ya 43 Reply Share WordWizardNC. 13 hr. ago My family motto is, "Unto bullies as they deserve." You acted appropriately.
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    Eolond 14 hr. ago Hahaha reminds me of the time a kid in my neighborhood threw a rock at my car! I'm driving through my neighborhood and some little on the corner throws a rock at my car. I slammed on my breaks, threw it in reverse, and backed up real quick. Little guy went tearin back into his house like his was on fire.
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    andrezay517 18 hr. ago That was actually me you terrorized and I deserved it. I was heading down a dark pathway in life and you scared me straight. Thank you for being the parent figure I was lacking in that moment. I'd surely be in prison if not for that fateful day. 3 Reply Share karnasaurus OP. 16 hr. ago Even though you're now in a grown body, you're still a little ...... I take it back - I wasn't joking ;)
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