The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (November 21, 2023)

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    r/insaneparents u/Atlas HoldingLettuce • 16h Literally been a week since I've called SMS
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    2 Hi MJ I'm sorry that you don't want anything to do with anyone. It's sad that you don't bother with your own mother. I'm not participating any further in your life because I can't be bothered either. Good bye O' Momma> You are now blocked, and I'm not going to let you do this anymore. A A Text Message O
    via u/AtlasHoldingLettuce
  • 03
    30 owlswell_11 10h My "mother" saying she was right to beat me SMS ...
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    23:27 what would you do it your father treated... youtu.be https://youtu.be/17MpyjsRpK4? si=YpuhqzZpqVWctz Pa Watch it. This is sample of commited parent. They can do unknown mistake and if the results become wrong they goes on unbearable stress and sorrows of whole life.but they're always wants for the best. And I was right when I beaten you. At that time I was begging to God for your healing and nothing else. 21 HO And I believe by heat god accepted my hearty voice. Shuvo sakal 08:45 03:07 Mis
    via u/owlswell_11
  • 05
    Out of the blue - she shares a video of an abusive father fat shaming his daughter. A daughter who wasn't fat at all. Its an youtube skit, where the very thin girl is constantly fat shamed, then she faints. The "father" says sorry and she forgives him and all is well. She proceeds to cite this as an example of a committed parent and somehow uses it to justify her decades of abusing me. That her intent was to "heal" me. And then proceeds to wish me "Good morning" (shuvo sakal means good morning i
    via u/owlswell_11
  • 06
    Flemeth1428 1d A jealous Mother SMS : ...
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    Look at this in on your dad Will you bail me outta jail after I choke her trying to move Right now I can't. I'm spiralling out of control Just feel complimented that he chooses you A Oh I know, I would hurt her A Ooh Momma girl, trying to move in on him. I just moulded him they way I want him. No way anyone is taking him now you got this! iMessage 0 ♫
    via u/Flemeth1428
  • 08
    My Mother (50) and Father (47) have been together for 29 years. I am 29. I normally am low contact with my parents but I am 21 weeks pregnant so I am there favorite person right now. The image sent to me was taken at my Father's Christmas party. The " "in question was sitting next to my Father and there was a clearly open chair on the other side of him. I am assuming the chair was my Mother's as she is the one who took the picture. I honestly thought she was joking at first until I got a text fr
    via u/Flemeth1428
  • 09
    r/insaneparents 3- 34 u/daddsprincesss • 22h Setting boundaries SMS
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    Mama Bear M Do not message my friends with your lies When have I talked to P A A Nobody is keeping him from you Nothing on my phone No one said that m You don't need to act like that He does not need to call you every day He doesn't even call me when he's at S But you're acting like that Throwing a fit because you haven't seen him Stop I don't need the stress right now iMessage Cash 0
    via u/daddsprincesss
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    < Mama Bear Then don't start it? I messaged you to tell you to not message people who aren't even involved. That's childish. M What does my kids? I told her how I was doing r Like you care A A Yeah and then complained about not seeing and saying I didn't let you talk to him You haven't been up here I literally message you all the time asking how you are but think what you would like. There's no one horo No if you forgot, I have 3 kids. One of which is a newborn. I'm not going into a hospital dur
    via u/daddsprincesss
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    < There's no one here n A M Mama Bear A You're showing how much you care... And? So no one sick has been there? No one sick goes to the hospital? I also don't have to come up there to show you I care Nor does No, I'm showing you that it's not okay for you to act like this. is not your child, you do not have a right to him. He was not allowed at your house in the previous weeks due to how you acted and then once he could possibly go back, you got sick. None of which is my fault. Today 10:53 AM iM
    via u/daddsprincesss
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    + mother Hi I'm sure you know by now I've been in the hospital since Tuesday. I have bacteremia that they're worried would have turned septic in no time. So that's why they c Called me to come in. 8:42 AM O I'm so sorry. I will be praying for you sending all my love Unread messages I just wanted to talk to that's all My heart is broken I haven't talked to him since birthday party Aa
    via u/daddsprincesss
  • 14
    My mom has been ridiculous my entire life and it's starting to bleed over into my children's lives. For quick back story- she was not allowed to see my oldest son for 2 weeks because at my youngest sons birthday party she made a scene. My oldest son was not wanting to participate in the party so he got brought to his room by my husband. My mom (who constantly favors my oldest) started complaining in the middle of my youngest opening presents about how my husband is such an and how she can't stan
    via u/daddsprincesss
  • 15
    01 kalikokat1117 2d My mom, the victim SMS : ...
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    Happy 45th Birthday to my amazing daughter. I am so thankful that you were born. Hope you've had a great week & a wonderful day!! I love you bunches! Today 9:00 AM + I texted a happy birthday around 9, would sure be nice if she could at least respond. I told you I was grouchy!! iMessage Today 1:26 PM L
    via u/kalikokat1117
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    mossyquartz 3d very proud of how my wife is handling her first unhinged interaction with my mom SMS
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    I know this is hard for you, but you are going to be ok. I'm walking into work right now. T you later if Oh enjoy that I'll I'm not gone please be an adult about this. Suicidal threats are not ok. This is not about you. I encourage you to reach out to your therapist if you need to.
    via u/mossyquartz
  • 19
    It wasn't a suicide threat although you probably wish it was Good lord Why would you say that
    via u/mossyquartz
  • 20
    my wife and I cancelled our thanksgiving trip because of my health. (medical stuff as well as anticipating the trauma symptoms that would come from this trip. i haven't visited my parents in over 5 years.) my wife took on the terrible task of breaking the news to my mom... I haven't seen the whole exchange yet but she sent me these screenshots. god bless this wife of mine
    via u/mossyquartz
  • 21
    GLOSSFMV 4d ● my mom is mad that i won't drive home intoxicated SMS
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    1 Get home now Hello You better be at work ontime. This is why I can't trust you. Should've been home a long time ago but you can't be grown up and make good decisions. Always putting yourself in bad situations with losers. OⓇ Today 12:54 AM A A M mom Clearly you lied about hanging with people from work and are hanging with some loser. You don't go to III Get home now sorry i fell asleep Cash iMessage
    via u/GLOSSFMV
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    1 M mom OⓇ A A sorry i fell asleep Get home now Clearly you lied about hanging with people from work and are hanging with some loser. You don't go to a supposed "party" and sleep. Hanging at some bed bug infested welfare dump. Don't be bringing that nasty shit to my house. Always lying to hang with trash. I'm on my way there with the police. x iMessage Cash ♫ lol bc i'm sleeping ? i'm 20 O
    via u/GLOSSFMV
  • 24
    1 dump. Don't be bringing that nasty M to my house. Always lying to hang with trash. mom I'm on my way there with the police. O° A A Then you can stay there. I need my house key and you need to get your cats out of my house. Since you're 20 I no longer need to provide for you. Good luck. Cash lol bc i'm sleeping ? i'm 20 iMessage gn Delivered
    via u/GLOSSFMV
  • 25
    mind y'all. IM 20. i was invited to hangout with some work friends last night and i didn't end up arriving to the "party" until around 7:30pm i told my mom that i had no idea when i'd be back, but that i didn't PLAN on being out late. obviously that changed. i don't feel comfortable driving at night even when i'm sober and i got way too up. i ended up passing out and waking up to my phone buzzing.
    via u/GLOSSFMV
  • 26
    she does this every time i hangout with people. she used to accuse me of being a meth head when i would hangout with my best friend too many times in a row. she also has a weird obsession with accusing me of being with a man when i haven't liked guys for the past 9 years. the house the party was at is only 7 minutes away from my house, i have life 360 and i still sent her the address too. every time i try to talk to people about this they just tell me that she's being a mom and that she cares ab
    via u/GLOSSFMV
  • 27
    Economics Delicious27 5d My mom got mad because my sister isnt allowed at the house we stay at without her there because my sister got caught snooping and eating all there food and not cleaning up after herself SMS ...
  • 28
    Ur choosing them over ur own flesh and blood It's cool. I see how much we mean to you! so you want me to leave a stable place where i have food and a roof, a ride to school, more that likely a ride to work, if i have to leave here the only place left is my dads But you don't mind your mother and sister doing it As long as your happy and comfortable. Yeah make that make sense! us, U struggle, I struggle. U go without, I go without. That's how family is supposed to be. But I guess we have differen
    via u/EconomicsDelicious27
  • 29
    r/insaneparents u/craze-0-matic. 15h First and last texts of the day SMS
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    Needs Your dad has lost his mind .he has done nothing but put me through His accusations are too much for me to handle. And the only time he's nice is when you're around. He deeds, counseling or therapy. 9:13 AM Did 8:12 PM (+) I have no idea what's going on, I literally just woke up Your dad is what is going on. He's literally lost his mind. I don't know what's going on with him. He's accusing me of having a revolving bedroom door Just for starters. Don't worry about it. I'll handle it just lik
    via u/craze-0-matic

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