'I wish I was joking': Honest confidante rebukes the baby names chosen by her pregnant friend, saving the child from a lifetime of embarrassment

One of the huge downsides of having 8 billion people on the this Earth is that there are only so many 'unique' names to chose from. With 1 out of 25 Americans named 'John', it makes you wonder how many parents feel forced to think of baby names that are out of the box. Well, with the turn of the century, it seems like a lot of people have gotten extremely creative with baby names– and not in a good way.

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Every parent wants their baby to have a good life and the saga of living is born at the hospital where hormonal and emotional new parents are subjected to the final riddle of their pregnancy journey: 'What would you like to name this new beautiful baby?'
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Scroll for a hilarious and oddly wholesome tale of how one person put their friendship with a pregnant woman on the line in order to save their future baby from a lifetime of bullying. All because of a name selection that was a liiiiittle too unique...
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