39 Dank Memes for Women Delicately Dodging DMs From Dudes on Dating Apps

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elina lee
Dec 5, 2023 12:00 PM EST

Sometimes we say we're ready to step back into the dating world again, but deep down, we might not be quite there yet. We re-download all the apps, create new profiles, and start scrolling through endless pictures and bios, not because we're ready to jump back into the pool, but more due to curiosity… you know, just to see what's out there. 

We might tell all of our friends, 'Yeah, I'm totally ready to date again', but when it comes to taking action, we hesitate. And listen, it's not like we're playing games or anything. Sometimes just sometimes, we need to test the waters from the safety of our screens. While we may enjoy the idea of meeting new people, when it comes to making the first move or replying to messages… we pause. And that's okay because, at the end of the day, that is your boundary. 

With that being said, this one goes out to all the ladies skilfully dodging DMs from dudes on dating apps. 

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  • 01
    Me: "I need to go out more and socialize" Also me every time I'm free:
    via @introvert.fc
  • 02
    It's officially "once I'm home I ain't coming back out" season
    via @introverts.are.awesome
  • 03
    Me thinking about how much I overshared in a conversation
    via @introverts.are.awesome
  • 04
    If you're single you don't always have to be ready to mingle. Sometimes you can be single and ready to Pringle, that's fine, hon. Stay home and eat your chips.
    via @introverts.are.awesome
  • 05
    Mizan Ali @mznalie I'm the most social, antisocial, loudest, quietest, nicest, meanest person you'll ever meet 11:00 AM - 03/12/23 from Earth · 39 Views .
    via @introvert.fc
  • 06
    Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together" Me when I get home:
    via @introvert.fc
  • 07
    When I ask someone to wake me up early and they actually do
    via @introvert.fc
  • 08
    When you're already overthinking and you start to overthink your overthinking
    via @introvert.fc
  • 09
    When you already checked your usual five apps and don't know what else to do with your day:
    via @introvert.fc
  • 10
    Go ahead and put "no need to reschedule" on my tombstone Today 9:20 AM Hey, I gotta cancel our park date today. No need to reschedule. Best of luck with everything. O A A iMessage Pay Ⓡ 111
    via @introvert.fc
  • 11
    when u give them same energy they been giving you and now they're angry D
    via @introvert.fc
  • 12
    When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
    via @introverts.are.awesome
  • 13
    Me when I'm alone with animals O $1 TALK TO ME.
    via @introverts.are.awesome
  • 14
    My new business cards have just arrived Please do not contact me.
    via ohyourehere
  • 15
    "how's life going" I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
    via ohyourehere
  • 16
    F FREL My language skills when I'm talking to people online My language skills when I'm talking to people in real life AutisticBride
    via ohyourehere
  • 17
    Me when I go anywhere I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Home AutisticBride
    via ohyourehere
  • 18
    introverted but willing to discuss plants.
    via ohyourehere
  • 19
    When you find a meal that you really like and then end up having it for dinner every day for a month This is some serious gourmet AutisticBride
    via ohyourehere
  • 20
    How it feels when you have anxiety and you go literally anywhere why do i hear boss music AutisticBride
    via ohyourehere
  • 21
    dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch - 13h me: let's go out brain: can't me: why brain: scared me: of what brain: people :( me: ok lets stay in and relax brain: can't me: why brain: scared me: of what brain: no people :( me: what do u want to do brain: internet me: what do u want to look at brain: people :)
    via ohyourehere
  • 22
    Me Also me Again Me ATU
    via ohyourehere
  • 23
    When you've spent the whole day at a social event and you finally get to leave AutisticBride
    via ohyourehere
  • 24
    When your chewing gum gives you good life advice 5* MENTHOL & EUCALYPTUS SUGARFREE CHEWING GUM XPACKS 5x10 PELLETS Waves Breathe in. Move on. ENTIE ALYPTE
    via ohyourehere
  • 25
    C @hoegenic What's a great "I'm sorry" gift? b @boujeeslut changed behavior
    via ohyourehere
  • 26
    "Hey, wanna go to a party tonight?" EXCUSES INTROVERTDEAR
    via ohyourehere
  • 27
    FUS NO NOT YOU AGAIN
    via ohyourehere
  • 28
    When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Let's get naked!
    via splat0909
  • 29
    What I do at parties Talk Eat Think about whether it's okay to leave yet
    via splat0909
  • 30
    "Yeah I can't come out tonight. Super busy"
    via splat0909
  • 31
    When you're on sensory overload and someone tries to interact with you STAAAAAAHHHHHP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STO by STOP STOP STOP UGH STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP ST STOP IS OP TOP ST STOP STOP SERIOUSLY YOU GOTTA STOP
    via splat0909
  • 32
    Me after I escape from a chatty extrovert: * &
    via splat0909
  • 33
    When no one cancelled and I actually gotta leave the house:
    via splat0909
  • 34
    Being an adult is finally understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left tf alone
    via splat0909
  • 35
    THAT MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHY YOU DON'T TALK
    via splat0909
  • 36
    When someone shows up without letting me know they're coming over @chrome.skull @
    via splat0909
  • 37
    Me planning tomorrow's workout routine that I'm never going to do @BetaSalmon
    via splat0909
  • 38
    Every morning when I realize I'm still alive [Screaming Begins Again]
    via splat0909
  • 39
    Just Sally @MustardSally1 > I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.
    via splat0909

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