Our Top 10 Favorite People on Tinder With a Dark Sense of Humor

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Jun 4, 2017 5:00 AM EDT
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  • 01
    Text - Lilian Hey hey what kind of asian are you? What kind of white are you? Well I'm half irish and half nigerian Nigerian below the belt So yes I have very skinny and malnourished legs Well fuck НАНННААН Omg Message Send
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  • 02
    Text - 21:5 kik- 53% 23 9 miles away At first 'll be shy and innocent and make you feel like you've got to open me up. Then you'll realise I'm easy to open and that I am actually an odd person with abit of jealousy issues. If you make it past this part you'll become madly in love while I plot to kill you and sacrifice your soul.
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  • 03
    Leg - 40 km away The p is silent at midnight. Don't touch my cheez its. X M Ca
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  • 04
    Product - INE SOLNERS 1-80 23 George Mason University 45 miles away Do you like dogs or girls that can't run away? Be the Legman to my Wheels. I want the D...emocrats to regain control of the government Just looking for someone to raise an axolotl with X
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  • 05
    Text - o0o TELUS 100 % 10:50 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2017-03-03 Will you marry me? May 24, 2017, 5:50 PM Only if you propose with a big ring;) May 24, 2017, 10:05 PM Ok ok Do you care if the ring is legitimately purchased or can it be stolen?? Important question May 24, 2017, 10:39 PM Well I've always had a thing for petty theft Didn't know grave robbing considered petty theft... was Sent
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  • 06
    Text - oo Verizon 11:57 PM Are you actually Chelsea Handler's cousin? Lol yes. Share the same last name Haha that's amazing, has she given you any tips about comedy? Haha unfortunately don't know her too well, not very closely related... but I like to think I still inherited her hilariousness Haha oh yeah? Best joke then? What's the difference between a penis and a rifle? Haha What? A child doesn't cry when the rifle goes off in its mouth Your message
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  • 07
    Sleeve - 20% T0.28 19 UCLA 7 miles away Win my heart with food I'm most likely not going to be the girl you marry, but I'll be the girl you'll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline X
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  • 08
    Text - 55 min. ago boredom 54 min. ago I might be able to help with that boredom 37 min. ago how 37 min. ago Wanna play pearl harbor? 13 min. ago what's that 13 min. ago It's where i lay back and you blow the shit out of me 7 min. ago GIF Send a message...
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  • 09
    Face - 64% 12:37 AM 18 22 km away I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.
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  • 10
    Design - (X Done 25 5 miles away Active 1 day ago About I ike it rough.
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