'Imagine [making] an award to give to yourself every year?': CEO pays for his own annual award ceremony, demands standing ovation

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    "My company has an award named after the CEO that they give to the CEO every year"
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    r/antiwork Posted by u/OsrO 22 hours ago My company has an award named after the ceo that they give to the ceo every year A
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    Let's say the ceo's last name was Holman, well his assistant came up with an award to be handed out annually named "the Holman award", and every single year the firm made a big spectacle out of handing the ceo the award that was named after him and only ever going to go to him. It was so incredibly cringe to watch that it made me uncomfortable, and straight up made me nauseous when he got a standing ovation after getting the trophy every year.
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    This guy makes more in a week than most employees make in a year. He's got 2 mansions, several vacation properties, and an exotic car collection. People at the firm already treat him like a God/ cult leader, but apparently that wasn't enough. No, he also needed an annual award named after him and given exclusively to him. He'd prominently display it in his office as if he didn't literally pay for its creation and the ceremony where he'd get it.
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    He's also the kind of guy to randomly go off on a "participation trophy" rant. The lack of self awareness is astounding.
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    TBIrehab 1 day ago Who else is gonna Out- Holman Mr Holman? 1.5k Reply Share
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    OsrO OP 1 day ago Hopefully his 20 something year old kid who is set to take over the firm before they're 30... 793 Reply Share
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    ballrus_walsack 23 hr. ago I heard they're real go-getter. 312 Reply Share
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    000 Nervous_Explorer _898 . 22 hr. ago Pulled himself up by his bootstraps, did he? 271 Reply
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    TheEclipse0. 22 hr. ago Haha, that's actually hilarious. Like can you imagine being such a self-absorbed narcissistic that you make an award to give to yourself every year? Like, ... the disconnect from reality is literally insane. 540 Reply Share
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    Caramel Chicken_65. 23 hr. ago Awww... poor CEO just wants a standing ovation once a year. 150 Reply Share
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    jaredgrubb 23 hr. ago I don't think Mr Holman is the CEO of the place I work, so we'd never be able to have a Holman Award. You must feel very lucky to work at a place that can host this award! 122 Reply Share
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    OsrO OP 23 hr. ago One time I even got to shake his hand! 4 75 Reply Share
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    mechwarrior719 - 22 hr. ago I would yell out "hey look, now you have your own participation trophy! It's even named after you!" As he's congratulating himself on his """"achievement"""""
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    OsrO OP 21 hr. ago You would need a stopwatch to track how fast you got fired after that
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    RachelTyrel 21 hr. ago . Go to a trophy shop and buy one with your own name on it, then display it in your office. If anyone asks you about it, refuse to say anything other than, "I received it in recognition of my accomplishments," and then stop. Don't answer any other questions about it. If anyone makes a stink, fill out a report of workplace harassment with HR.
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    dh7274 23 hr. ago Next year rig it so someone but him wins
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    OsrO OP 21 hr. ago There's nothing to rig. His assistant showers him with praise then hands him the award. You'd literally have to kill her and then bring in her clone to pull this off
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    MoogleyWoogley - 22 hr. ago Um... if the award is named after someone, that should be a sign that they are ineligible to receive it. Like the USFSA named their annual award trophy after Michelle Kwan, because girl got it every year during her career until they named it in her honor, so other people had a shot.

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