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"I sound like a broken record with this tune. Let me escort you to the kitchen while I play my woeful song."
Yup the classic song that has played in feline pawrents minds more than kids have sung the frozen song in the last five years. It comes in many different genres, from screeching, to meowing, to purrs, but the words are always the same. Hooman, hooman, where is my food, i am hungry right now and not in the mood, so move your butt and feed me before I get real mad, and run around this flippin house until I do something bad.
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"Call a taxi…I need my beauty sleep."
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03
"We will share the joy of wearing the cone of shame."
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04
"Hey…I know this opera!"
Proof that this hit song has been topping the feline charts for hundreds if not thousands of years. Legend has it that it is genetically passed down from pawrent to baby but the environment in which the baby grows up in dictates the genre of the song. A great reason to play your cat calming soothing music as much a possible.
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05
"Remember to save your boxes this holiday season."
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06
"Make that 4:00 am…daylight savings ended earlier today. You’re welcome."
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"Oh, damn it Steve!"
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08
"She was framed…"
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"If humans understood, then this wouldn’t be an issue. “Sharing means caring”."
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"My brother does this all the time."
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12
"I don’t see what is wrong with this picture…"
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13
"The sausages were just moved…"
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14
"Never sell yourself short when finding love. Coconut shrimp is my sweetheart."
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15
"Does Amazon sell excavators?"
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"LIES! All lies!"
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"My agent knows I would do this in a heartbeat."
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"That’s called “being resourceful”."
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