'[I] unscrewed half his lightbulbs...': Ex-girlfriend's car window gets smashed by angry ex-boyfriend, so she sneaks into his house and wreaks havoc

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    r/pettyreven Unhappylce7 Ex that my car 1 up I know my ex is the one who threw a rock through my passenger side door.....
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    So I went into his house while he was gone, took the insoles out of his shoes, unscrewed half his lightbulbs,
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    loosened every single cabinet or drawer knob I could find, flushed kiddie toys down his toilet,
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    took every pen and lighter in the house l could find (he was a smoker) hid the keys to his 2 outbuildings,
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    hid anything that would take him a while to need like tape, safety pins, etc,
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    and pretty much anything else I could think of that would drive him mad for weeks to come
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    Unhappylce7152 OP 7 hr. ago I also took baggies, poured out his spices and repoured them into random bottles...
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    Unhappylce7152 OP Oh and I forgot I also took the back of the remote and one battery and put the remote and the other battery down the couch cushions so he would go crazy
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    TKD_Mom76 7 hr. ago This entire thing is evil genius level of petty revenge, but this right here with the remote takes the cake!
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    Any-Management1285 If you get a chance to go back, go in his closet and remove the clothes rack bar, most slide out of place with a screwdriver
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    jmax86lax 4 hr. ago Yes! I was coming here to suggest open cans of tuna hidden throughout the house.
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    Total-Chaos6666 The chicken bomb.put raw chicken and water in a screw top jar.hide it in the vents.in about a week that sucker will explode
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    Inspect1234 2 hr. ago You missed putting shrimps into the curtain rods. That is some long-term evil.
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    bogo0814 5 hr. ago But did you take all the toilet paper?
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    kisskismet 4 hr. ago ● Love this. I once did similar and loosened all the window curtains & blinds so they came pretty much out of the wall when he tried to open and close them.
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    odin803 4 hr. ago ● you should have ..... in his floor register vent.
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    missannthrope1 • 3 hr. ago ● No glitter? Seems like a missed opportunity.
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    CrashTest Pizza Op, adjust his clocks 5- 10min backwards. Blunt his knives. Loosen the salt/pepper shakers. ● 2 hr. ago
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    Da5idG 3 hr. ago Don't forget to shorten his dressing gown cords and belts by a few inches so he thinks he's putting on a few pounds...
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    Majestic-Divide1432 Should have zip tied a harmonica underneath his car

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