40 Memes For Elder Millennials Pushing 45

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    How men be staring at your booty hole when they hitting it from the back
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    Julie Benson @TheJulieBenson My brain: 1970 was 30 years ago 1990 was 10 years ago 1995 was 10 years ago 2000 was 10 years ago 2010 was 10 years ago 2016 was a couple years ago 2017 didn't happen 2018 was 2 years ago 2019 was last year 2020 was last year 2021 it's only January
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    reggiemess Follow I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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    NBC26 WINTER IS COMING Friday 8:00 PM ** BE PREPARED, STOCK UP ON DRAGONGLASS. PLENTY OF WHITE WALKERS ARE ON THE WAY. 29° 6:25
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    Watching birds with my cat so he knows I care about his interests.
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    Jack Yeo @jackryeo The world's most carefully written wordsearch all store y for housekeeping. though!" The last time he got up in a hurry, he ended up in the closet!" ALL ALANS How many times does the name ALAN appear in a straight line in the grid below? It can be horizontal or vertical and run forwards or backwards. ALAN LNLA ALAL NALA ANSWER ON PAGE 61.
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    Jess Dweck @TheDweck The most embarrassing thing about the U.S. having another civil war is it's not even for a new reason 1:31 AM - 10/30/20. Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 529 Likes 27 Dana @SSE_brainpipe. 3m Replying to @TheDweck I laughed and then got sad. ←]
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    sky Sky News news @SkyNews Wasps 'could be just as valuable as bees if we give them the chance' Wasps 'could be just as valuable as bees if we give them the chance' news.sky.com AEUGH lac iclic
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    Page Turner @_Page_Turner Them: Be yourself. Me: *is myself* Them: Not like that. Me: No takebacksies. 11:23 AM · 05 Nov 23
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    *alarm goes off for 47th time* Me:
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    Tom Burgess @Tomb Urges Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. 4:28 AM 1/30/20 Twitter for Android
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    Saethelred the Unready @SethRudy Local: are you going to close the beaches? Jaws Mayor: no. And we're banning shark repellent L: JM: oh and the shark is faster now L: JM: children under 12 "must" go swimming L: JM: *** L: why are you like this JM: anyone not flailing around like a seal out there is a Socialist 8:38 PM - Aug 12, 2021. Twitter for iPhone
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    dear-hearted Follow Team "I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can't watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 14 speed" 33,169 notes A D []
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    Internally panicking because I put things off for too long: My brain convincing me to put things off for another day: @adhd_memetherapy
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    The point I'm trying to make The way I explain it
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    Parker @panoparker We don't have a christmas tree so we use danny devito LOVE LAGER AGAIN YOU ESVER+VINTAGE
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    Me choosing cheese over basic human interaction at any and every gathering: ch00 ()(କa JHI
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    When someone asks me about directions in the city I lived my whole life M
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    i wish all people with cats a very pleasant can i see them
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    MY WIFE WHEN WASHING MY CLOTHES WHAT HAS IT GOT IN ITS NASTY LITTLE POCKETSES? SR
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    You fought in the Clone Wars? AUDIENCES IN 1977: The WHAT GEORGE LUCAS: ww ENCHA DER I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet ENCHA UDER but your kids are gonna love it.
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    TAKE ONLY PHOTOS LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS KILL ONLY TIM PLEASE STAY ON THE TRAILS Sp ATM COUNTY OF UNION NEW JERSEY Traileidy Mature & Science Center UNION COUNTY O New Hours of Operation. TUESDAY through SUNDAY 10:00 am to 4:00 pm CLOSED MONDAYS
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    How I sleep knowing | pronounce crayon "cray-on" and not "cran" or "crown"
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    When Neurodivergents have lots of different special interests AUTISTIC JS I have approximate knowledge of many things.
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    When someone asks me how I am @sadpeaks The truth "I'm good, and you?"
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    Dan Ellis @dgellis0907 My god she's good. MERYL STREEP
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    When you're trying to remember what you just remembered 4 seconds ago
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    My favourite horror genre is what I like to call "good for her!" NARS
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    My bruise: *hurts when I touch it* Me: *touches it* Also me: ow My brain: do it again
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    Josh Bolick @JoshBolick The buckles on this old chest look like a frog riding a motorcycle and hanging on for dear life.
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    Me: "I need to stop spending and start saving" Me as soon as I get paid:
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    COREY-DAVIDSON What's in this? Nothing. Just a bit of seasonin'. I thought maybe if we was having a roast chicken one night or somethin' Chicken? Seasoning? But Sam, we're British!
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    Khleo Thomas, who played Zero from Holes, just won a Mortal Kombat tournament dressed as Power line from The Goofy movie. georgie @BeefyGorilla HLED WINS OX This is the most positive mental flashbang I've ever experienced
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    Me: *About to sleep* My brain: Every mistake I've made since 2014. 18,652 views 11 min ago ...more
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    by Zackyar dylips PLEASE DO NOT
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    Katie D @KatieDeal99 Real jealous of all the bears getting fat and preparing to sleep for months 5:08 PM - Nov 4, 2022. Twitter for iPhone ...
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    I'm starting to worry. My Rottweilers haven't grown in like five months.
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    "Hear me out - a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I'll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it'll only be open on Sunday's. I'll call it Side Chick" ASTROS €
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    Mentally I am here
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    Them: Your cat is not your baby Me:
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