'I would have to sort through dozens upon dozens of emails daily': Random guy uses 'fake' email address for spam mail, true owner of the email address finally gets revenge

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    Posted by u/CrazyIslander 5 hours ago 2 Use my email as your spam dump? Prepare to be "carpet bombed"
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    One day, many years ago, I got an email addressed to someone who had the same first initial and last name as I do. For the purpose of this story, I'll call him G-Man.
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    As with anyone who uses a common email address (think first initial+last name), you sometimes get an email that isn't meant for you. It was mostly incidental things like receipts and the occasional personal email.
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    I was chalking them up to being a data entry error. Perhaps they misheard the email address and instead of typing in "gc(last name)@gmail.com", they typed in g(last name)@gmail.com.
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    No big deal. In the cases where I could, I'd politely reply to the sender and let them know that I wasn't the intended recipient and to please let G- Man know that he's giving out the wrong email address going forward.
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    It was never successful. I'd still get emails for G- Man...and it was for things that I'd think you'd WANT to receive, like order receipts or something that had a confirmation number attached to it.
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    I tried to track down G-Man, but to no avail...there were multiple G-Man (Last Name) on social media, so I could never 100% confirm which one it might have been. And so this went on and on for YEARS.
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    Until finally one day, I got a personal email addressed to G-Man that referenced the company he worked for. A-ha! Now I had something! I looked him up.
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    It turns out that G-Man is the "Systems Manager" at said company. His LinkedIn bio says that he's an "IT Professional". That's interesting...
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    I find his company email and forward him the email, also advising him that the other address he's using is attached to another person and it would be great if he could be more mindful of what he's typing in or giving out.
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    Again, I was polite in my request to him. He replied and apologized. thought; "It's finally over!"
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    But it wasn't over. Oh no, far from it. The emails I received that were addressed to G-Man actually began to INCREASE in volume. Now I'm getting
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    emails for mailing lists and account signups and all sorts of other This guy, this so-called "IT professional", is clearly using MY email address as his spam dump KNOWING that it went to an actual person.
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    I would have to sort through dozens upon dozens upon dozens of emails daily as a result of this...and as we all know, once you're on one mailing list, you tend to end on A LOT more mailing lists.
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    By now, I've decided that clearly this clown is deliberately being a jack , so it's gloves off and game on. I decide to extract revenge at any opportunity.
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    It started out simple enough...If I got an account signup, I'd click the link to verify it and then promptly log in and deactivate the account. It worked for a bit, but then there would be another signup...so, I got more creative.
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    I'd log in to the account, change all the information and (most importantly) the password (usually to something like "iamagiganticasshole")... which would leave the account active, but totally inaccessible since any attempt at password
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    recovery sent the email to my account, which was then promptly ignored and deleted. Hotel booking? I'd log on and cancel it the day before he was due to arrive. I'm
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    guessing he never got notice though since it was all coming to my email. Basically anything I could do that would inconvenience G- Man, I'd do it.
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    This back and forth continued on for YEARS. In fact, I still occasionally get emails for the guy. Then one day, it happened.
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    It started out simple enough...If I got an account signup, I'd click the link to verify it and then promptly log in and deactivate the account. It worked for a bit, but then there would be another signup...so, I got more creative.
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    I finally had the means of the ultimate revenge! I took his address and I signed him up for EVERYTHING I could find. Free samples (ie; adult diapers, feminine products and lub e), catalogues (normal, not so normal and
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    raunchy)...I spent an entire day finding anything I could enter his address into and dutifully filled it out. But the coup de grâce...the cherry on top...
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    When I was finding things to sign up for, I stumbled onto a website that allowed you to order free flooring samples...they'd be various sizes, but some were 12"x12" squares. Carpet, tile, wood, linoleum, whatever.
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    I signed G-Man up for every sample I could. Then I found another site offering the same thing and I did it again...and again... and again...until the point where I literally lost track of how many free flooring samples I signed him up for.
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    it was easily in the if not My guess; hundreds, THOUSANDS. I literally "carpet bombed" G- Man. Coincidentally, the email volume certainly decreased. I never heard from G-Man either. Maybe he deleted my
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    initial email and forgot...or maybe he was buried under all those flooring samples. Either I'm sure once they started to arrive, he realized his mistake. I bet that to this day he still gets items delivered to that address.
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