36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Couples Competing for Dungeon Master

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Eleonora Bader
Dec 19, 2023 7:00 PM EST

You are creeping through a jungle, staring around at the massive tree trunks sprouting from every direction amidst wildly overgrown mass vegetation. Here and there you spot pairs of beady yellow eyes that peer at you from behind the lush, green vines. You hear distant chirping, and it distracts you for a moment, as you wonder if you might encounter a blue-feathered ostrich. But no, something much bigger awaits you in the nearest clearing.

A big, mighty beast with sharp claws, daggers for teeth, and emerald green wings comes before you. It's a sight alright, and you quickly reach for your silver sword, certain that it is about to attack. But no, it just stares at you, until it finally opens its mouth, giving you a quest unlike any you've ever been given… It demands you bring 3 golden berries from the highest mountains, infamously known for their below-freezing temperatures.

But you have no choice… And so off you go. For more fun, you can check out these Lord of the Rings memes.

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    the party the party Actually following the story Spending 30 minutes talking to a rock
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    imgflip.com The NPC who hired the party You didn't slay the dragon? The party getting their side-quest on It's on my to-do list!
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    The party rogue finding his wanted poster
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    When you create a setting that's interesting and you'd love to play in but you're The DM I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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    Level 20 magic item shopkeepers Magic item brokers
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    Build a stealthy character and put expertise in sleight of hand Every shopkeep is a "retired level 20 adventurer" Steal things every so often to save money Every shopkeep is a "retired level 20 adventurer"
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    Stealth Check 8 I Passive Perception 13
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    DI DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT IS 3 A LOT TRA 3 ELVES IN A DOLLARS? NO. 4 PERSON PARTY? YES.
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    when everyone goes to sleep but then the dm says your name please say sike
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    The party about to get TPK'd the random farmer they helped become a adventure session 1 4200
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    My Redemption Paladin attempting to communicate with the Kobolds to sort out a peaceful end to this conflict The DM attempting to run a normal session for his first Campaign Armorion
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    The Barbarian smashing everything in sight The Dungeon Master The Bard smashing everything in sight
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    XANATHAR GUILD MEMBERS Um...whatcha got there? THE GUILD'S ZOMBIE BEHOLDER A smoothie. E THE OATHBREAKER PALADIN
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    THE AIRSHIP IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THERE ARE PARACHUTES A GOBLIN RAN OFF WITH THE LAST PARACHUTE
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    When you're a new DM and need to start the campaign TAVERN ΚΑΙ
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    When you put all your points into Strength and Charisma BISE 50
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    W SIGNS YOUR DM HATES YOU "Alright, you picked your Wizards spells? Okay, looks good to me. Now... You see..."
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    A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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    Wizards P- After all these years 1st level spell slots 2nd level spell slots Wizards w 3rd level spell slots Finally, I can cast Fireball
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    DM: your health drops to zero. you fall unconscious level 11 Barbarian: No....No I dont think I will
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    Player who just found a different way into the cave #55 DM m Could you just use the main cave entrance from now on? The main cave entrance
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    Druid: Can you open this chest Rogue: I can try *nat 1* Rogue: BBC Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at,
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    The party will get hit by the fireball too, but hopefully the damage won't be high ZOHING Boas the damage
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    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. avatarstate yiyip
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    *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    When you pop into Roll20 on a Thursday morning and find your Rogue already in there L -This is where I come to cry. -Cool.
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    The party Stop giving me your toughest battles The DM It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name.
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    Me, in the middle of roleplaying My accent
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    My backstory My roleplay Tw My dice rolls
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    When the Druid uses wild shape to get out of whatever the party is up to da they doin ova der
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    Wildshaped druid: "Yes Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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    My rolls out of combat. My rolls during combat.
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    impflip.com BIG OPEN ROOM NO ENEMIES THIS IS A BOSS ROOM
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    When your DM starts playing battle music but you aren't in any battles
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    LINEAR H. STORY HA TELLING LINEAR STORY TELLING HAKIK LINEAR STORYTELLING RAILROADING
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