Precious Lord of the Rings Memes for Nerdy Couples on a Journey to Find a Ring in Mordor

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    It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. Why not? Because you're going to love the look on Elrond's face when I do it in Rivendell.
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    Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. The other hobbits: A = r² C=2zr sin COS tan 30° 45° 60° 2727 BERLINE 175256 2x 30° x√3 √√3 60% fsin xdx=-cosx+C dx tgx+C COS X figxdx=-Incosx + dx sinx dx - Intg+C +x²0 arctg V=Tr 3 tan (8) 10 h 9/ad r V=nr²h x+bx+c=0 se+x+5+0 2+2-**-*
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    NEVER BEEN TO MOUNT DOOM HAS BEEN TO MOUNT DOOM DOESN'T OFFER TO HELP
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    Me: I hope my phone doesn't de My phone:
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    Bilbo chilling in Rivendell after leaving his nephew an evil ring he stole once the events of LOTR
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    Pippin: Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread... Denethor:
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    Hey Frodo, now that Arwen and I are getting married, would you be our... JODAY'S Ring bearer?
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    WHAT IS THIS? SR IT'S CALLED RUM. GIVE IT A TRY.
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    "Legolas." '...what do your elf eyes see?"
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    You have no right to wear that hat. M I have the only right.
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    The front of the Christmas tree The back of the Christmas tree Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust
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    Your love for the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.
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    When my friend asks why he should bother watching a 10-hour movie trilogy about jewelry Me: "Its quite cool"
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    For Frodo Because he's ded, right? Because he's dead, right?
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    Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become: aragorn
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    when the neighbors watch LOTR
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    the elves fac ulawalus Enchard also the elves
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    When someone asks what you think about the Lord of the Rings and you don't want to scare him away with a 5h monologue It's quite cool.
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    When you skip all the dialogue for the quest Right. Where are we going?
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    Me trying to figure out what to reply to "haha"
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    Let this be the hour when we draw swords together.
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    Frodo every scene after he leaves the shire
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    ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR GOOGLE MAPS HAS THREE BUS ROUTES
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    crumbs on his jacketses
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    u/chevBott Aragorn tell me a joke Second breakfast I don't get it I know you don't We do not stop til nightfall
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    Dad, I just turned 36 Hah, at your age Boromir was 38
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    If you ever feel useless, remember that Galadriel had a husband
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    I'M GOING TO EAT YOU. IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL WAY, RIGHT? IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL WAY, RIGHT?

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