32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Guarded Gaming Couples Running a Tavern Together

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Eleonora Bader
Dec 25, 2023 2:00 PM EST

Do you dare enter our tavern? It shall be known that we have several ogres and small but feisty dragons guarding the slippery silver gates that lead to the long, pebbled road that is covered in green, slimy vines… The ogres were once part of an ancient pack of squirrels who used to be wardens of the Great White North where the pursed-lipped queen and her spineless husband lived in a castle that was falling apart at the stony seams.

But back to our tavern… Inside we have made ourselves a nice, warm home, complete with a dreamy fireplace and old, wooden furniture that gives the place a vintage look. We have a few rooms that are still available, but we are in high demand… Plus, we have a personal vendetta against bards and barbarians, so if you are one of those, go away.

Now, on to the D&D memes! Next up, more Dungeons and Dragons memes, because why on earth not?

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  • 01
    When your new dice keep rolling 1's What did I buy you for? To make me sad?
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    Bandit: *breathes* Barbarian: you know how I'm filled with rage?
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    Noble PC the whole party trying to intimidate shopkeepers for discounts I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
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    When the first fireball you throw does minimum damage
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    PRE the tavern owner AHOY INJECINARKA Again? Seriously? The destructive wizard the "chaotic neutral" rogue the barbarian that constantly starts fights G al mensvansag Onge My boblin the goblin
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    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
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    Dungeon Master: Okay it's your turn, what will you do against the Otyugh? Me, a level 1 human Druid with 4/10 hp left: William Hobbs: dont worry guys William Hobbs: I have a plan William Hobbs has left the game.
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    Simple door puzzle Barbarian Let me in. Jadul win Barbarian in rage LET ME IIIIHIIN! 10 adult sw
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    DM Things @DMthingz "Does a 19 hit?" DM: Nope Party:
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    cleric I got you, brother! the paladin Oh, no, you don't! rogue
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    jan @janhopis completely myself in the D&D game I run by doing a flashback series to the founding of the city/ setting and accidentally including a mountain that doesn't exist in the present day. one of the players said "I'm excited to find out what happens to the mountain". me too buddy
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    The PCS: * Pushing their luck with clearly stronger and abundant NPCs* Me the DM: You're talking mad For some in of 15 13 Clickity clackity distance
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    When the Barbarian has a plan and wants to lead When I'm in command, son, every mission's a su ide mission.
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    the party DM who made the amazing plot twist ай
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  • 15
    When the stars align and you have four DnD sessions in 10 days.... and you get Strep Throat God in my dinner once again.
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    -DM: Someone is coming. -Rogue: I will hide on the Ceiling. -DM: that's quite impossible, but go ahead, make a stealth check. -Rogue: Natural 20. VER **** |登錄
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    Bardic inspiration is just someone believing in you
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    NPC King: You have done this land a great service, and defeated the evil- The Party:
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    When you didn't come up with a name for the random NPC that the party takes an unhealthy liking to.... Sounds likera good goblin Yeah. Oh, yeah. Boblin. Sounds a lot like "goblin." What's his name? Your goblin's Game is Boblin? Maybe that's why he became a goblin.
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  • 21
    FINISHING A BOSS FIGHT WITH 1 HP LEFT
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  • 22
    When you critical fail on your stealth check NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW'S YOU'RE HERE.
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  • 23
    The Rogue and Bard come up with a great way to make money in the new city: It's not a pyramid scheme.
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  • 24
    WE HAVE MAGIC NO. WHAT YOU HAVE ARE SPELL SLOTS AND THE HOPE THAT WHEN YOUR SPELL SLOTS ARE EMPTY THAT I AM NO LONGER STANDING
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    a "Resourceless martials" Resourceless martials
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  • 26
    Wow what a cool session. What book is it from? new-ish player Oh I made it up.
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  • 27
    When you Friends want to try D&D and ask you to be the DM MA I'll take it, until I'm kid or you find someone better
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    imodin When you roll a 7 for your ability check but the DM starts narrating like it was a success. It can't be that easy. It's that easy.
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent (a)
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    The DM The Party That one guy who takes a goblin and keeps it as a pet PLASH MOUNTAIN 2011
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  • 31
    Session 0: *exists* Player: I built a changeling from the plane of dreams who must consume part of someone before he can assume their identity. DM: you don't mean... The Character: G 11 00
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  • 32
    Wizard: Gets ninth level spells Martial Classes: I have to become stronger! G I'm still far too weak!
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