'After 24 years I win': Woman finally gets satisfaction after landing petty roast on her real-life longterm frenemy

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    "Oh Snap!"
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    Posted by u/7evenstar 3 hours ago Not this time Rebecca. Not this time.
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    I'm on my phone but will try my best formatting, and english is not my first language. Name is changed.
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    There is this woman who, for reasons that are not entirely clear, I have been a red rag for since I first met her when I was about
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    20 years old. I think it's just jealousy because I've never done anything wrong to her or anyone else. She said subtly mean
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    things to me with a smile at every opportunity. Unfortunately, she's a friend of friends, so avoiding her wasn't always an option.
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    Later in life I would only see her every 4 to 5 years, but she couldn't help herself and was continuously mean. Every fricking
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    time our paths crossed she would say, "Hello, 7evenstar! Oh, you look a little tired today. Is everything okay?"
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    (Even though I wasn't looking tired. You get the gist.) To that I responded with either an eye roll or an "Oh come on, Rebecca."
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    And then she acted like she was really worried and made a big fuss about me being rude to her.
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    But not this time, Rebecca! This time I was prepared. On Christmas eve, I went to the bar in my hometown where I
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    usually met my old friends who all came back for Christmas too. I saw her early from far away in the room, and after a while I felt her dark
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    and filthy presence in my back, menancing towards me. Her face hovered, high above me, around my left shoulder (she's about 30 cm taller than me).
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    She smiled her fake smile down on me and while I thought, "Man, the sunbathing was really taking its toll on her.", it went like this:
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    Rebecca: Good evening 7evenstar, how are you? Me: I'm fine, how are you?
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    R: That's nice. But you look a little tired? Me: Yet YOU look _really_good_today_ Rebecca!
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    R: {still kind of smiling) Oh, just today? Me: Almost unrecognizable. Soo pretty.
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    (I said everything without any emotions on my face. Only my mouth was moving) And I immediately turned around and walked
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    away from her. But for a second I still catched the disbelief on her face. I have won! After 24 years I win.
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    alk_adio_ost 3 hr. ago Almost ● unrecognizable. Oh, SNAP!
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    Vistemboir 2 hr. ago ● Next time you see her just stare at her with big eyes and say "Oh my god your... no, never mind! how are you?" with a big fake smile.
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    unoriginal hit 2 hr. ago ● i like going with a simple "what a weird thing to say to me" or just "are you okay?". or both put together
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    kkfluff- 2 hr. ago Next time she talks make a gross face and ask if she brushed her teeth today.

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