The Funniest Star Trek Memes of the Week (January 2, 2024)

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    FIG TREK I'm your clone, aren't you excited to meet me? Yeah, I'm beside myself.
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    Captain Kink Man Myth Legend Yeah, it's less hassle that way. Did David Hasselhoff really change his name to just "Hoff?" Captain Kink Man Myth Legend
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    I fired the janitor for smoking pot. Because I can't stand high maintenance people. Why would you do that? Riker's Beard
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    Tip Ring Sleeve T'Pring Sleeve
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    SHERIFF WORF & Deputy Disappointment Why do cowboys ride horses? STAR TREK Because they're too heavy to carry! I do not know. GR ✪
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    GU You do not know the power of the Dark Side. Mr. Spock, I told you wearing that cloak does not make you a Sith Lord. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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    Query: How many human infants would it require to change a light bulb? Human infants have neither the coordination nor depth perception to achieve the task. Indeed. I have reached a similar conclusion.
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    PO imgflip.com A A GERMAN CAME IN YESTERDAY AND ASKED FOR A MARTINI I SAID "DRY?" AND HE REPLIED "NEIN DANKE, I ONLY WANT ONE"
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    A mobius strip walks into a bar looking distraught. The bartender asks it why it is sad. facebook.com/thankyoumrdata The mobius strip replies, "Where do I begin?"
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    G I DOCTORED THIS IMAGE
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    Captain, what is the best time to... 6:30 Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend You didn't let me finish. It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down.
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    Ricardo Montalban struggled to find roles after Star Trek II. Apparently nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan. www
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    Riken's Beand Twitter is changing its logo from a bird to an X. I'm an X man myself. Which one do you like more? Riken's Beand
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    A runabout? What was he doing in a runabout at 4:00 in the morning? Apparently, he was getting murdered. LAW & ODO
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    A COWBOY WALKS INTO A SALOON FOR A DRINK. UNFORTUNATELY, THE LOCALS ALWAYS HAD A HABIT OF PICKING ON STRANGERS AND WHEN HE FINISHED HIS DRINK, HE FOUND HIS HORSE HAD BEEN STOLEN. HE WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR, FLIPS HIS GUN INTO THE AIR, CATCHES IT AND FIRES A SHOT INTO THE CEILING."WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?!" HE YELLS. NO ONE ANSWERS. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T WANT
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    STAR TREK DATA I'm writing a poem and need some words that rhyme with blue. Hang on a second. Data. What's snoo? DPS & La Forge There is glue, two. moo, snoo, zoo, boo. Not much. Geordi. What is new with you? Executive Producer RICK BERMAN
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    And that's just for starters... Rihen's Beand I noticed we Americans use a lot of French words regularly, such as hors d'oeuvres. Riken's Beand
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    a haiku: S J
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    Rihen's Beand It's called a watch. How old are you?? Have you seen my TikTok? Riken's Beand
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    70 STAR TREK DEEP SPACE (6 NINE-NINE www. Hint
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    Someone glued all the cards together! I'm having a really hard time dealing with it!
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    Kinh Curtain Very little. Kink What do you know about atoms? Besides that.
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    Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered tequila. The third club says "Nothing for me, I'm the driver"
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    ***** 1. AN Wookiee mistake. Captain Kinh Man Myth Legend 308818- This is my first time seeing Star Wars. I always thought Chewbacca was the gold droid. Captain Kink Man Myth oper
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    WELLDET The First Bank of Ferenginar keeps contacting me to give me compliments. They say I have an "outstanding balance".
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    Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of her shell? No, why'd she do that? DauTrek She thought it would make her faster, but it just made her sluggish.
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    I used the transporter to combine a snake with a boomerang. Yeah, that's gonna come back to bite me. Riken's Beand Riken's Beand
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    Did I waste my life posting Star Trek Memes? Thousands of fans saw your memes, mon capitan. You wasted their lives as well.
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    You know Will, I was never a fan of organ donation, until I met a Nausicaan I had a change of heart. What happened, Jean-Luc?
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    I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. That's how I always watch them.
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    WHAT DID HARRY KIM SAY AFTER HIS PROMOTION? „COMPUTER, END PROGRAM" imgflip.com
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    It's only "gagh" if it comes from the Gagh region of Qo'noS. Otherwise it's just sparkling earthworms.
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    We're concerned about the increase in dad-jokes we've been picking up lately. Just ask the Cardassians. We tried doing comedy during the Occupation but... CHEN Well it wasn't the Bajorans. We're not exactly known for our sense of humor. we bombed. WILLK [romulan_silence.wav] BOMBED! BAJOR MILITIA WE'LL SEE OURSELVES OUT facebook.com/DominionMedial V
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    Yes, Constable? www There's a gang raiding clothing stores on The Promenade, systematocally shoplifting clothes in order of size. I believe they're still at large.
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    "TO GET PAST ME, ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THREE!" "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" "LT. TOM PARIS!" SEEK OUT "WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?" HOLY WORMHOLE!" 2010 "WHAT IS THE BEST INGREDIENT FOR A PIZZA?" "OH! I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE!" "THIN OR STUFFED CRUST?"
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    Kurnel Sanders Klingon Fried Targ KFT TIL
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    You will be assimilated Resistance is negotiable Alice Joy
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    "Now listen very carefully, Norman... If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie 'Up', he cannot give it to you as he will never give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down." Mark Artuso Star Trek Memes imgflip.com
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    Dormammu, I've come to bargain. Bidding starts at 10 bars of Latinum. And I ain't your Mammu. imgflip.com
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    I like to tell Dad jokes What...? HLB Does he laugh? Go home, amateur
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    Geordi, knock knock. Hike. Gullible Geordie. Data waits for the setup. The trap has been sprung. imgflip.com Who is it? Hike who, Data? Mark Artuso Star Trek Memes

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