I've come to pillage a vast booty of hot dogs and belly rubs! Also I would like you to take this ridiculous costume off me.

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Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

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