I IZ STAYIN ALIVE! Uh uh uh uh Iz Stayin Aliiiiive!

Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 1

Update: 'I've already started packing': School worker refuses to be substitute teacher, boss demands they comply 2

Efficiency consultant "experts" advise firing the wrong employee cost the company their biggest account: 'Business went from $200k to zero' 3

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 4

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 5

Manager demands employee share their calendar, employee deletes it: 'She's either trying to justify firing me, or assigning me other people's work' 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

21 Hilarious Feline Funnies To Share With Your Coworkers Instead Of Working 4

You will pay 5

Pure rage 6