Funny Yet Mildly Absurd Tweets Every Animal Person Could Relate To In The Depths Of Their Soul

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Jan 10, 2024 10:00 AM EST

There is something about being an animal person that non-animal people simply cannot understand. There are moments that we go through that… probably look strange to others. We have been told that having conversations with our pets is weird… even though we think it's normal. We have been told that having our camera reel be filled with almost nothing other than adorable pictures of our pets is… abnormal, even though that's what our phones always look like. We have been told that scrolling through funny animal memes all day long might not be the healthiest activity, but we disagree, animal memes make us laugh. 

And apparently, saying hello to animals as you pass by them on the streets is also considered… an unusual thing to do, even though we have done that our entire lives and will continue to do so. Shamelessly and proudly. 

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    jim @jamesmurtagh Absolute easiest way to raise your vibration is by saying hello to animals when you pass them. Anyone who scoffs at someone waving to a bird is wallowing in hell. Say hello to a duck and you will naturally attract your dreams. 6:53 PM Dec 27, 2023 1.3M Views 160 5.8K 50K : 2.5K
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    We could not agree more. Saying hello to animals is something that each and every animal person must do - simply must, and we must do it without shame and without any care in the world about how people around us may react to it. That's how you keep sane as an animal person. 

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    ariesmarsvenus @ariesmarsvenus As a fellow animal linguist, I was in a biz meeting outside and a crow landed next to me, and since I'm not RUDE I said, "hello Mr. Crow how are you today." Meanwhile my colleague looked at me with such disdain, says sharply "you talk...to birds?!?" I was fired 3 days later. 1:19 AM . Dec 28, 2023 6,470 Views
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    We choose to believe that there is a cause and effect about this story because of the way that it was framed, and thus, we now must start advocating that more animal lovers work… everywhere. This is unacceptable, ridiculous, and quite frankly, it should have been something you were praised for. 

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    jim : @jamesmurtagh Ignoring a crow would be actually insane. Coworker absolutely the weird one. 1:21 AM · Dec 28, 2023 4,663 Views
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    Geonn Cannon @GeonnCannon : say hello to cats I pass in the neighborhood to the degree where they still won't let me near them, but they watch me like, "I don't THINK I know him, but he acts like he knows me..." 11:00 PM · Dec 27, 2023 13.1K Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh A great way to be! Polite from a distance! 12:17 AM . Dec 28, 2023 10.5K Views
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    sail or tree @Sailor Tree sometimes i talk to trees and high five a low branch 11:29 PM . Dec 27, 2023 14K Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh This is also correct but harder to sell people on but yes I do the same please keep the vibes wigglin 12:16 AM · Dec 28, 2023 11.9K Views
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    I Hate SEC Officiating @kbay6413 I pass about 50 cows on my way to and from work every day, I say hello every time 1:58 AM . Dec 28, 2023 1,984 Views :
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    jim @jamesmurtagh Good morning, ladies! 1:59 AM . Dec 28, 2023 1,847 Views
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    Jim Towns @jim_towns Wait there's people who don't say hi to animals they see? 2:00 AM Dec 28, 2023 · 4,825 Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh Can you imagine! 2:04 AM · Dec 28, 2023 4,205 Views
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    Adam Brooks @fenrisonthetree What if I am pointing and laughing at the duck. because it is doing the thing where they flip upside down and shake their tail feathers while grabbing food under the water? 1:47 AM · Dec 28, 2023 4,174 Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh Even better 1:55 AM . Dec 28, 2023 3,484 Views
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    Davidmania THE FINAL a+ ~REMIX~ EX Ultimate @drTouchGrass ... Anyone who doesn't say hi to our cats when they enter the house will not be invited back 11:07 PM. Dec 27, 2023 22.9K Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh Yeah that's actually insane, it's their house! 12:16 AM Dec 28, 2023 19.7K Views
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    Sage Guaritrice @SageGuaritrice : When I'm walking my dogs in the woods, I am always talking the animals who live there, thanking them for allowing us to visit. 7:04 PM Dec 27, 2023 3,008 Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh That's what I'm talkin bout! 7:10 PM. Dec 27, 2023 2,604 Views
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    Alice Cross @Velvet_Coalmine : Where I work, we can have about 130 dogs in the facility at once and you all of them are getting a "good morning" when I pass their bet your suites 12:12 AM . Dec 28, 2023 5,871 Views
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    jim @jamesmurtagh It's the polite way to be! 12:12 AM . Dec 28, 2023 4,912 Views
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