33 Memes That Swipe Right into the Realities of Online Dating

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    When you match and all they say is "Hey"
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    Me after spending my evening swiping left on dating apps:
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    Every guy's Bumble profile is like: casual height casually educated casual pet owner casually nonreligious III casually liberal casual drinker casual Taurus casually looking for something casual
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    When you're trying to see his red flags but he's over 6 ft
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    idealpiper @idealpiper Dating apps are basically just like a Sears catalog but of people who will disappoint you & waste your time
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    my profile pic on Tinder @tinder_on_da_rock how I look swiping through the app & responding to messages 34%
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    Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Dudes' bios on dating apps be like Jimothy, 37 Boat captain Straight Seattle Im Jimothy and im a boat captain from Seattle. I have lived for 37 years & i like boats and being straight wow thank u, I learned so much in your gorgeous essay
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    Hinge: someone liked you! The person who liked me: PANI
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    4Livs @4Livs All of these guys looking to meet women at bars and on dating apps... Saturday Morning @4Livs HomeGoods You're welcome.
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    Dating apps: Upload several clear & recent photos of yourself The four pictures guys upload:
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    Justin Hoff @jahoff Take a good look at the worst photo on their dating profile because that's who is showing up on the date.
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    Tinder Profile Pic When you meet them in person
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    Dating apps and The Bachelor have a lot in common...mostly just the fact that you know the guy you're seeing is talking to 25 other women.
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    Tinder match: What do you do for fun? Me: Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration.
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    tdn THAT'S DATING NOW @thatsdatingnow Hear me out: a dating app that finds matches based on your Spotify playlists, Netflix history and Amazon profile.
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    Hello and Goodbye Podcast @hello_bye_pod Update on my dating life: I've now deleted Bumble for the 11th time.
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    WHEN YOU MATCH A TINDER AND SHE WANTS TO GO FISHING FOR YOUR FIRST DATE Small Medium LOAD SIZE Large
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    Dylan Palladino @dylanjpalladino They are never the hot friend in the picture. Never.
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    Guy: "I don't care how tall you are" Tall girls: "I'm taller than you" *Silence* Tall girls: @tall people only So that was a lie. mass appeal
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    Routygirl @Routygirl2 My checklist for dating: 1. How tall are you? 2. Are you literally holding a red flag? Let's get married.
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    Fiona Goode @kjwoolston My friend is supposed to go on a bumble date tonight and he just asked her to send him a picture of her feet. Would you still go on the date?
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    When you only put "hiking" in your dating app bio to attract nature daddies but then he actually takes you outside
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    Maybe: Ex ♡ @thatsdatingnow Date a girl who says things like - text me when you're home safe - let's go to Taco Bell - black lives matter - choke me daddy - bees are dying at an alarming rate - let me get on top <
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    Me: "Gonna pick a good photo for my dating app profile" Me: what I choose
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    Goofy @Goofzino She replied because she's nice, not because she likes you ...
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    Tina @whiskeyncigars1 Couples have dated for 10 years then got married & divorced after a year. Strangers have I on the 1st date & now are celebrating their 15th anniversary. Some get married after 6 months & are still happily married. There is no formula to this. Do what makes you happy.
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    deleted all my dating apps because I want to meet somebody the old-fashioned way getting abducted and marrying at gunpoint
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    Cilla @cillahope_ I have a facetime date this evening loool This guy transferred me £15 to go to a corner shop and buy wine for the occasion
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    When your 10/10 Tinder match texts you first Look, sir! Droids.
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    Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Every app is a dating app if you're creepy enough
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    When someone asks if I like using dating apps Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
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    Single Christian Girl Memes @scgmemes No one: Dudes on dating apps: Pineapple BELONGS on pizza. ...
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    New Account @IANADracula Replying to @jarvis dating apps have taught me if I don't enjoy hiking I'll die alone, true crime podcasts have taught me if I DO enjoy hiking I'll die alone CHE

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