30 Memes for When Wednesday Wine Nights With Your Girlfriends Turn Wild

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    When you get so drunk you forget you ordered food I am outside Uber eat 10:16 PM 10:18 PM 10:17 PM Sounds scary. 10:18 PM Who is this
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    Darbzzz @darbyylynn ... I went to the bar in my scrubs last night, and this dude paid for my tab bc he thought I was a nurse during a pandemic. Sir, I laser bootyholes for a living
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    Me leaving the house vs. me getting back TODOLO
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    mara @mmaarraa_97 i wish i loved exercise as much as i love getting drunk and eating everything
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    Hannah @hannahmlplanet I think it's cute we're all pretending we're okay 5
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    meghan @deloisivete ... What wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought
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    Good friends take your drink away when you've had too much. Best friends say, you better drink that"
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    Females be going out with $20, come home drunk, fed and still have $25
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    Maybe I'm more old-fashioned than I thought MC M MEET PEOPLE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY THROUGH ALCOHOL & POOR JUDGEMENT PLATESC
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    dummy @dummy39396829 Don't come to me for advice. We'll end up in a bar.
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    Jared Martin @666Jaredd Alcohol has taught me that when I'm drunk I will walk anywhere. Sober me complains about a 10 min walk but you tell drunk me that I need to walk 2 miles in the pouring rain? BET
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    Anna Joseph @babyy_loaf Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in fact, the alcoholic
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    When you thought you had $3 in your bank account but you actually have $17 50
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    When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work #f SEED Catalog
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    WOMEN WOMENWHOLOVEWINE @wwlwine Seeing a therapist - $100 Drinking my feelings - probably also $100 but pairs with cheese
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    Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text iMessage Today 2:05 AM Did yuo get home safe Yes I'm homew now Delivered
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    Spice up the race by handing out random cups of vodka.
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    When alcohol doesn't count: 1. When it's sunny 2. Your birthday 3. Friday nights 4. All weekend 5. If you're already drunk
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    When you come outta the club and see a McDonald's sign in the distance.
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    The Titanic sank with 10,000 bottles of wine onboard Me: approximately
  • 21
    When you tell your friend you'll only use a splash of tequila when making their drink and you pour half the bottle 0.
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    Sometimes hearing about what you did while you were drunk can be fun. It's like a story you've never heard before and you're the main character
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    What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.
  • 24
    Job Interviewer: "what's your biggest weakness?" Me: I CAN'T SAY NO TO TEQUILA
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    "Please don't get drunk and embarrass us by singing karaoke tonight" Me later that night: @CountryChord
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    Andy doesn't know what buzz he wants anymore @cotto_nfever Modelo Especia
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    kelly @kelllicopter i got drunk last night and accidentally requested off the entire month of november and somehow it got approved
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    "How's the hangover?" Me:
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    @nyeshaa____ Weekends don't even matter anymore as an adult... I'll get drunk on a Tuesday.
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    "Are you drinking again?" No, it's just tea "What kind of tea?" Tea-quila COUPLE THING

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