31 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (January 14, 2023)

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    When you're fresh on the baby train and have no clue what's in store
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    That pad they give you at the hospital right after giving birth... AME FOOL STEAM LIFTI Sum Esca FAMILY POOL BUT IN BET-UP AS E
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    Me when people ask me if my baby is sleeping independently through the night yet
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    Babysitter: "Your little one sure goes through a lot of diapers." Me: WE LIVE LONG AND ARE CELEBRATED POOPERS.
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    "how's the baby stuff going?"
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    when your baby starts crying immediately after you put her down for a nap
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    Being a mama looks good on you, you look great! Me:
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    "you remembered to refrigerate all that milk from yesterday right?" me:
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    my wife and I thinking about the last time we got a full nights sleep it's been 84 years...
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    When you make your own baby food for the first time *
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    "sleep training is actually tougher on the parents" me: I understand. And I don't care
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    if I had a penny for every diaper change... babies and names
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    "your baby's fussiness really turns a corner at 3 months. Things get so much easier!" my baby at 3 months:
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    my wife watching me try to fold baby laundry: Pathetic.
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    when the baby is sleeping and you really should sleep too, but you can't stop looking at memes shutterstock
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    "there's a huge blizzard coming, did you stock up on formula and diapers?" me:
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    "fresh diaper, clean onesie, full belly, good swaddle, are you finally ready to sleep?" baby:
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    Returning to work after parental bonding leave like: This is my son and my partner H.W.
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    "just washed all the bottles, stocked all the diapers, vacuumed and did the laundry. Time to sit down and close my eyes" more baby chores:
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    people wanting to see the baby like
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    when you finally get the baby dressed and in the stroller but then you smell bables and mones
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    when you finally figure out how the bottle warmer works
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    when your spouse says they'll take the night shift so you can sleep peacefully for a full 6 hours
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    looking for the pacifier at 3 am like Uzy
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    "it's so easy to bring a newborn with you to brunch" y Dis. A. Gree!
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    "my baby is on a strict and well planned schedule" Also me:
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    "that was a great feeding, I am ready for a nap" "scream at the top of your lungs"
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    when you're changing a diaper and you hear baby's stomach start to rumble
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    sleeping more than 2 hours ABSOLUTELY HARAM
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    "she just ate and pooped, so she should be OK for at least 3 hours" *Kathryn:
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    when the 3am bottle feeding, burp and diaper change actually go OK "Brent Rambo

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