A Critical Hit of 50 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Fireball-Casting Gamers

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Eleonora Bader
Jan 15, 2024 11:30 AM EST

Imagine you are a sailor, leading a sailor-faring life, riding glorious waves, breathing in salty air, and catching some marvelously big fish.

Usually, things go smoothly, with the occasional storm, but today is different. You are on a mission to bring back enough fish to feed your family throughout the long, cold months of winter, and so you are out at sea for longer than usual. The waters are strangely still, and there is a weird electricity in the air. Underneath the surface looms something big, but you are not yet aware of its long, green tentacles, big, flickering golden eyes, and razor sharp teeth with a mouth so hungry it will swallow your ship whole.

Suddenly, the waves are rising, and you become keenly aware that you are not alone. The only thing that could possibly save you… is memes. Scroll down for the best DnD memes of the week, and then check out even MORE Dungeons and Dragons memes right here. Happy sailing…

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    One of my players wanting to break his handcuffs 0000 000 2001 Fine. A guard comes in and puts new cuffs on you made with mematic Me the dm saying no "A good dm let's their players do stuff" The player
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    you vs the druid he tells you not to worry about
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    Add artificers! Jo Good news! Everyone loves Baldur's Gate 3. How can we make it even better? Raise level cap to 20! Have more than one song on the soundtrack. Down, down, down....
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    imgflip.com I DON'T BELIEVE IN GNOMES. THEY'RE JUST HALFLINGS WITH ENGINEERING DEGREES.
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    Since we're in downtime, could I wildshape into an anteater and eat a bunch of ants? DM Druid LERS That feels weird, but I'll allow it
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    Me: I don't need to make a battle map for this, we can just do theater of the mind *later* The Players: Hey, can you tell us how far away the enemies are? Me imgflip.com A I've made a huge mistake R T S s @dungeons and dragons and meme
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    imgflip.com Make a tank character with lots of AC and a ton of HP and whose only purpose is combat The DM says the ennemies just walk past you and the protected PC to attack the squishies www. You can even protect someone near you "They see a huge man in heavy armor, of course they won't hit you"
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    5e Champion -years of battle experience -doesn't know how to parry Me -1 year fencing experience -knows how to parry
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    The party on low HP The cleric who just keeps attacking
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    LOUDER CROWDE NAWEZAY LOUDER CROWDER It's better to choose a weapon for flavor rather than damage CHANGE MY MIND
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    5e Martial Builds PF2e Martial Builds IN 794
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    SUGGESTION IS LITERALLY JUST BANISHMENT AT SECOND LEVEL SUGGEST THE ENEMY WALK 8 HOURS NORTH. POOF, THEY ARE NOW BANISHED I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE SUGGESTION imgflip.com
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    Gm: you commemorate your victory with a feast! But while you eat, a red and acidic rain starts pouring on the city The seasoned player: Anakin Start panakin don't have a planakin made with mematic
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    When I give my players 5 source books and 15 races to pick from and they still insist on playing something else that isn't setting appropriate.
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    "I DON'T WANNA QUIT MY 2 YEAR CAMPAIGN AND LEARN A NEW SYSTEM!" imgflip.com JUST STOP FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING WIZARDS.
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    w Look, I'm a rules lawyer, I've read all the books. Okay? Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll understand. Underwater Combat There's absolutely nothing about this I understand!
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    ME (THE DM): CREATES A KING FOR THE COUNTRY THAT CARES FOR HIS PEOPLE AND IS OVERALL A REALLY GOOD RULER. MY PLAYERS: imgflip.com HMMM EVIL
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    Me, looking for things to put in my campaign A book series I stumbled upon while at Barnes and Noble suam MORE
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    The DM when the barbarian runs through every trap while raging instead of solving the puzzle they spent hours planning:
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    Me remembering the time I spent five hours painting a dragon miniature for a huge battle, but my players just talked their way out of the situation instead
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    The bounty hunter using Scrying The Fighter with blindsight THE
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    Have your PC actually be scared in a dark fantasy campaign OR draw 25 imgflip.com 5e players UNO
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    Metagamers "What are you doing?! We're headed to Troll canyon, we need to be using fire damage!!" Me who will purposely make horrendously detrimental decisions if my character reasonably wouldn't know any better.
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    Party member: *D es* Lizardfolk: delicious Finally, some good fub ing food
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    How I think I look explaining my characters' backstory: ROPE ASIA MERIC How I actually look: 709 David
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    This is an accurate representation of what I thought my my first magic character would be like. made with mematic
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    Me: why would you drink a random black potion you found in a wizards lair? My players, in all their brilliance: Doctor MIRACLE ELIXIR Jo TRO Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere
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    PCs during a tough encounter doing a simple puzzle designed for 2nd graders
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    Bert didn't know what all that stuff about "his immortal soul" and "aeons of servitude" was, but a 1d10 cantrip sure sounded cool Varieen O
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    Don't make me get out and roll initiative. 10 8 91
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    For the last time, accept the quest and get the gold later. This is why we have 7 different bounties! He has the gold on him right now, why do the quest? This is whyl have 10,000 gold
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    Patron for the 5th time that day Warlock contacting their patron to update them on everything again
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    D&D PARTY How are you not dead? RELENTLESS ENDURANCE HALF-ORC I have no idea!
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    Cleric We believe you sold your soul. Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron
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    "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed." VA 7 O a
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    Come underneath the blanket I got something to show you... R
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    When you're tryna remember that one feature your dnd character has that could save your > s rn
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    Tabaxi Sorcerer Casting Colour Spray. MU
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    I LOOT THE BODY HOW MUCH XP DID I GET? IT'S WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO imgflip.com DM
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    When you have proficiency in a skill but roll a Nat 1 for that skill check during a crucial moment. YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!
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    Sneaking in a quick snack while waiting for your turn in combat ICE COLD DRINKS (ghots)
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  • 42
    Me as a DM: I wish my players would take this seriously. Also me as a DM: You meet the Kuo-Tao's greatest warrior, Fin Diesel
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    When the Druid successfully distracts the guards with Beast Shape SUPREME VICTORY @aquascissors
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    What people think you do when you say you're "going to play Dungeons and Dragons" OD 44
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    KALEC @Aleckalled I love D&D because there's like an hour of epic fighting followed by an hour of choosing horses
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    When the ocean deity has had it with your parties st i came out of the ocean because you need to stop
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    Seducing people as a 20CHA Bard Seducing people as a 20CHA Paladin Seducing people as a 20CHA Warlock
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    The rest of the party: minding their own business The warlock: hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy.
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    breakyourheroes ✪ @breakyourheroes DM: Here's a simple puzzle that will take them less than ten minutes The party coming across said puzzle: This is beyond science
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    impilip.com PLAYERS: HA HA, WOULDN'T IT BE CRAZY IF (MAJOR PLOT POINT) DM:
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