33 Dungeons & Dragons Memes That Crit You Right in the Funny Bone

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    Bard: hey is this NPC.... cute? Is he thicc? DM: [softly] Don't.
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    The Rogue when he nat 20's a sneak attack
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    When you don't pay attention to the DM Right. Where are we going?
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    Listening to the PCs horrific plan and not wanting to be a railroad DM
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    My dynamic plot line The Party Pickpocketing people at the tavern
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    Nobody: Barbarians:
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    Helpful old NPC BBEG
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    Dm: rolls a d20 then say nothing Party: about it
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    What popular kids do on the weekend What I and my friends do on the weekend
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    When the DM comes back to the call and catches the party plotting to murder a shopkeeper over a discount LADIES NERIC
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    no *Bard breathes* DM:
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    Admitting you're making up lore on the spot "One moment, just checking my notes"
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    Someone: Raising a family is hard Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other Someone: What? Necromancer: What?
  • 14
    40 The seductive bard Adult White Dragon The DM
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    Random Dragon DM DM Cocky Bard
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    Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt Dungeon Master expectation: A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends. DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin.
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    The party when they slaughter the harmless goblin village @incdndpodcast Well boys, we did it. Evil is no more.
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    DM: In the distance you see a powerful Lich.... Barbarian: I pull out my greataxe Rest of the party: ALL RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY WE ALL WANT TO DIE, made with mematic
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    castle mac steven @CastleMacSteven Me: *buying dice at the game store.* Clerk: Sure you only want the one set? Me: yep! It's got all of the 7 dice I'll ever need for #dnd Clerk: okay then! *under their breath: "See you soon"* Me: what? Clerk: what?
  • 20
    when you roll a natural 20 attacking a rat
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    Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum Checklist before DMing: - Panic - Check notes (notes just say: "maybe fight a cool monster???") - Panic - Practice a silly voice - Forget the entire plot up until this session - Start
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    When the BBEG just one shotted the party tank: EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.
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    The DM Why would I lie? The Players I imagine it's like breathing for you
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    Thanks for playing a Rogue for our group. We need the stealth/trap skills. FB.COM/DNDMEMES YOU WAKE UP MISSING 200 GOLD
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    THAT'S THE END OF COMBAT AFTER COMBAT YOU NOTICE TH (I LOOT SEARCH ALL IROLLED A 20 ON MY INVESTIGATION, WHAT DO I FIND ISEARCH THE BODIES FOR LOOT THE OTHER BODIES TOO. WHAT DO FIND ON THEM?
  • 26
    The party rogue finding his wanted poster
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    DM: Ouch that Nat one must hurt. Halfling: Well yes, but actually no
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    breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Okay guys, you're in town, what do you want to do first? Barbarian: MURDER
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    when the barbarian suggests breaking kneecaps during a cordial conversation with a suspicious NPC Not yet Ferb. u/blade_of_tarkos
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    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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    The rogue acting innocent when the town guard starts asking questions I do not kill people. That is my least favourite thing to do.
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    p.com BEING A DM So... you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it.
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    DM: Does a 32 hit? Me: FB/MyDND
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    probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT
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    o Cleo оа Me DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? Me NO. My campaign My campaign
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    When you show you character to the DM and he says that he won't fit in his world Is this one better, DM? I made him with my tears
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    USING PRE-MADE ADVENTURE MODULES AS A DM WORLDBUILDING A HOMEBREW REALM COMPLETE WITH PEOPLE, I sleep MAPS, AND LORE You have elected the way of PAIN!
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    i_amJeremy @dr5bludgeoning Dm: you see a warehouse in the distance Player: is that like a werewolf, but instead of a wolf they turn into a house Dm: *frantically writing down stats* it is now. #dnd
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    Megan R. Miller @Pyrosynthesis What People Expect D&D to Be: -full cosplay, candles lit on table, deep hoods and ruddy mysterious ambiance- What D&D Actually Is: -four people in pajamas screaming at a piece of plastic for coming up on the wrong number-

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